Well... if they have to do this shit...
If certain people wanna have jobs where they hafta give people shitty, nasty, icky news... I wish one of these ones was the one who tells it to me.
Specifically, I wish "Pete" was my weather forecaster.At least he's kinda funny.
And he tells the truth, no matter who likes it or not and...
I do. Fuck the foul, foul four lettered word I refuse to use.
I'm talkin' about this kinda truth...
(And, I quote... well, actually 'copy and paste'...) "Snow in Pittsburgh? Yeah tomorrow morning. Should be gone by game time with temps in the teens. Snow on the sidelines and maybe in the stands will give the Pittsburgh fans something to play with when the Pats are up by 30 in the fourth quarter. FYI, I got dibbs on the english muffins in the bread isle - don't mess with me...I know Mr. Whipple. GO PATS!
Pete" He's pretty cool, seems like.
Need to changes "Pats" to "Dallas", though.
BUT, anybody who thumbs their nose at Pa. footballs teams (and, by extention, the bulletheaded dorks who support them) WHILE delivering news about that foul, foul four lettered word shit is okay by me. Oh, and Dallas?
Don't sweat it.
I understand.
Y'all have been to sooooo many Super (toilet)Bowls by now, it MUST be getting kinda... boring for y'all by now, huh?
Yeeeah.
S'aaright.
I still love ya's.
And, always will.
As long as there's an Iggles fan nearby I can piss right ta fuck off, anyway. *angelic grin*
*followed immediately by a MAJOR rollin' of the eyes* Update about 10 minutes later... Okay, it's patently obvious to me NOW (since I just read this thing), that I have no idea what the fug I'm on about when it comes to football, except, unless it involves either my high school's Wolverines or Dallas, it pretty much sucks.
Right?
Riiight.
BUT, even I can see I've got some kinda something f-ed up when it comes to whom plays with whom('s wienie's) in what division.
Pittsburgh, Pats, Dallas, Falcons.... whatEVER. It's all silly. It's all over-blown and it's all utterly meaningless in the scheme of life.
AND...
the only Philly sports team EVER that was worth a good Goddamn was the "Broad Street Bullies" of the mid to late 70's.
That gorgeous buncha guys who won the Stanley Cup not once.
Not twice...
But, THREE TIMES IN A ROW. Now, THAT'S an awesome team.
And, you'll notice- they ain't football.
(You may have also noticed that they, the Flyers, went straight to hell the INSTANT they traded Dave Schultz away to L.A. Now, that's JUSTICE.)
And, he is hot, hot, HOT!!! See?
I just remembered something else from when I was a kid (last month).
No... this is from when I was still living with my Dad... BEFORE my life went to hell, ya might say, for 20+ years.
It was in the house in Mannington. I was wanting to tell Dad some damned (probably dumb) thing and he was watching football. In fact, it was probably the stupid fuckin' Iggles.
Now, I knew and still do know that speaking is Verbotten during Jeopardy, unless yer on fire, and even then, you better damned sight wait for a commercial to mention it to Dad and I knew Star Trek was another one of those "talk upon risk of death" deals.
Well, apparently, so is Iggles football, because I can remember Howard Cosell saying the word "football" as I went past the TV and I muttered something about putting my foot in his ball, blah blah.
Dad was (possibly) amused.
It was kinda hard to tell from the look on his face.
I was maybe about 13 or so.... NOW I know why I hate football.
And Star Trek. Love Jeopardy, though. Well, Alex Trebeck WAS gorgeous...
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