Okay. Both of these stories made me laugh out loud...
A nail in the head for six days, a $100,000 hospital bill, no insurance and still the dude has a sense of humor.
His last answer to those reporter's questions made me laugh so hard, I nearly choked.
Awww. Are the poor little persecuter's having trouble? Well, boo hoo.
We have a right to be tried by a jury of our peers. Well, there they are, really. Not all of us are the Ken & Barbie, SUV driving, artsy-fartsy types, now are we? Hells bells, I'd rather have these people on any jury I needed for anything than the hamster-dick brained blue haired old crocks who go deaf when they hear the word "marijuana", anyway. After all, who better to understand life in it truest context than a guy high on morphine?
I mean, he's on it for a reason and I'm sure it's not because he's so rich and his life is so perfect that he wanted to do something just to make it "iiiinteresting", which if memory serves, morphine does quite well. I'm just sayin'.
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Everytime I have to deal with Jury Duty, I usually claim 'no time' (cause of school) and/or 'financial hardship' (missing work).
However, I have the perfect plan should I end up in a jury pool and am a prospective candidate for a jry trial:
Lawyer: Mr. Mad Mikey, what is your view on capital punishment?
Mikey: I feel there should be a death penalty for parking violations. I also feel that if I were made Evil Overlord of the Planet, there wouldn't be any need for a 'trial by jury' - I'd summarily declare the suspect GUILTY and execute them on the spot.
Lawyer: You're excused.
However, I have the perfect plan should I end up in a jury pool and am a prospective candidate for a jry trial:
Lawyer: Mr. Mad Mikey, what is your view on capital punishment?
Mikey: I feel there should be a death penalty for parking violations. I also feel that if I were made Evil Overlord of the Planet, there wouldn't be any need for a 'trial by jury' - I'd summarily declare the suspect GUILTY and execute them on the spot.
Lawyer: You're excused.
Posted by: Mad Mikey at January 19, 2005 11:44 AM (NmR1a)
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BTW, I was given morphine last summer for that migraine headache caused by severe high blood pressure - it killed the pain, but I don't remember a damn thing. I had several friends come to the hospital to see me and I don't remember them....at all.
How do people get high on that and still function....?
How do people get high on that and still function....?
Posted by: Mad Mikey at January 19, 2005 11:46 AM (y6dNe)
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#1- That'd work. Real well... lmao.
#2. Very waftily, much like Deadheads dancing, usually. (But, with less pit and leg hair on the chicks. Usually.)
#2. Very waftily, much like Deadheads dancing, usually. (But, with less pit and leg hair on the chicks. Usually.)
Posted by: Stevie at January 19, 2005 12:04 PM (khdML)
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