Does Montana have an accent?

What, y'all may be wondering, kind of question is THAT?
The kind that leads people here, scarily enough.
That was a search phrase.

Another I've gotten a few times lately asks "How do I kill pigeons?"

Well, asshole, as a person who has a pigeon less than 5 feet away in my house that I take care of every day, I have a suggestion for you. Why don'tcha kill YOURSELF, then pigeons won't bother you so much. Also, the entire rest of the universe will be better off with one less animal murdering dickweed.
Seriously.
Find another way to get here. I am gonna start banning the IP's associated with that particular search, just like I do with the ones searching for that moron in Jersey or his "farm". (Yes, Dwight Yoakam's twin. I despise him now. Finally. Thank God.)

Next search I'm gonna get nitpicky with is this gem: "How do I break a mare who has been used as a brood mare?"
Well, cowboy, first thing is, you don't BREAK a horse, you train it. Huge difference. I suggest you research it thoroughly. Secondly, in this particular instance, if you have to even ask, especially on the God-forsaken frickin' Internet, you have no business trying it. You very well could wreck the horse if you don't know what you're doing.
So... don't.

Another head-scratcher is "adjective of personality". I have no fuckin' idea what this even means. Anyone? Bueller?

Then there's "shaving shapes in chest hair". I thought I'd covered this. NO SHAVING CHEST HAIR, EVER, AT ALL, PLEEEEEZE. Leave it BE. Men shaving anything but their faces is just not natural. It's too weird. And, the result is icky. Hairless men. Aren't they called "boys"?
*shudder*
And, for the record, they don't necessarily need to shave their faces, either. And, yes, I do have William Lee Golden, ex-Oakridge Boy, in mind.

Gorgeous, ain't he?
Besides which, I'm impressed.... nice pants, Dude. *grin*
(I had no idea. The Tom Jones of country music...)

Any-freakin'-way....

Man...
*fans self rapidly*

I need to go do something constructive now. Laundry, dishes, cold shower... something.

Piece oops...
I mean

Peace

Posted by: Stevie at 03:29 PM

Comments

1 Good Goddess you crack me up Stevie!

Posted by: Maeve at January 15, 2005 08:25 PM (6E1RR)

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