This reminds me....
Didja hear about the insomniac, dyslexic agnostic?
He sits up all night, wondering if there's a Dog. You can thank this guy for that. And, read a bunch more, even worse "groaners" over at his place. He also has an utterly AWESOME set of pics up. They're here. Gotta warn ya, though... if yer squeamish about absolute and utter JUSTICE, don't look. I like Denny.Figures.
He's a friend of Rob's. Update @ 8:40pm:
Okay... after reading a bit further down, I found this, which made me laugh coffee almost out my nose AND, come up with one (or two) for "husband"... Such as: H-Handyman- Like Tim Allen...
U-Undersexed- So they like to claim...
S-Selective Deafness- Strictly a male trait. Can't hear what you say ...right to their faces, but can hear you whisper about them in ...another room.
B-Bedfellows- They're the snoring blanket thieves...
A-Aorta- The REAL "fastest way to a man's heart".
N-Needful- if you can find an honest woman who'll admit it.
D-Disband- Dis band on my finger, HE put there and that makes ...him mine, so back off, ya bitch... (I know those elipses make it read awkwardly, but I couldn't get it space correctly without them...) There may be another one like this soon, but I hafta go get cigarettes and Copenhagen right now, so... I'll work on it. If I come up with anything worth typing (this time), I'll post it later. Geez, Denny... you sure are inspirational to me... *grin*
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How about the depressed dyslexic who tried to commit suicide? He threw himself behind a bus.
Posted by: Light & Dark at January 13, 2005 12:32 AM (UCtcV)
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ohmigod!
rotflmao
Now, that one is getting passed on to "The Toast Guy", too....
(How you doin', Darlin'? Gawd, I miss you!)
rotflmao
Now, that one is getting passed on to "The Toast Guy", too....
(How you doin', Darlin'? Gawd, I miss you!)
Posted by: Stevie at January 14, 2005 06:28 AM (Sc4pE)
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