Alright, WTF?
If a thing is created and put on this earth to do one specific thing and it can't be bothered to do that one thing with any kinda consistancy, is that grounds for justifiable 'beating the hell out of it with a Pusser club'?
Say, fer instance....a toilet. I don't know what da hell is up with ours. I think the stupid thing thinks it's a can opener or something, because it flushes for shit...well, maybe that's not the best way to express that thought....Let's say: It acts like actually flushing is some kinda huge imposition or something. It's pissin' me off, too. Ain't not one damn other thing I'd rather do than spend 15 minutes multi-flushing. All for one floater or folded up piece of toilet paper....Gotta stand there while it anemically refills the tank with water, so it can take the floater and tp on another little ride, 'round and 'round. Then, it lackadasically kinda swallows and....YA GOTTA DO IT AGAIN. Damn..... Don't even get me started on the self-adhering modelling clay Eric dispenses. Gawd. Can't get that to let go for 20 or 30 flushes. It just gets smaller and smaller evry time ya flush til it finally disappears...kinda like the 'blue dot' used to on old T.V. sets. Sheesh.... The strangest thing is that if ya just pick up the plunger and hold it, it flushes fine.Which leads me to believe...it's doin' it on purpose just to mind-fuck me.
Stupid toilet.
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I've got toilets like that at my house. I've actually considered asking my daughter to go to the gas station and use their bathrooms rather than clog ours with that same sorta clay. Euw!
Posted by: Snowball at November 05, 2003 03:33 PM (u3M6e)
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I know it...If they made airplanes outta that stuff, they'd be sturdier than the black boxes are supposed to be.
More waterproof, too. lol
More waterproof, too. lol
Posted by: Stevie at November 05, 2003 04:59 PM (c443x)
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