This is my brain....
Welcome to it.
So- I was at work, right? And the toast guy I've mentioned before, the LARGE black guy who I never ever wanna let down or piss off, asked me to hand him a spoon. I, not hearing him right, said "Sure!" and whipped out my cigarettes. I thought he said to give him a "smoke". He looked at me like I'm a 'tard, which I am, and repeated, slowly, "Spooooon." I died of embarrassment, then handed him a spoon and sorta stuttered for a few and just turned around, giggling and red faced, and left the area. Thank CHRIST I heard him right the first time when he asked me for a FORK about an hour later.I was smoking a cigarette when this occured to me and I fell out, laughing. Where we smoke is right by where he works and he, of course, looked at me laughing my ass off (all alone, I might add, and in fact just did) and when I told him that, he almost peed himself, himself.
Oh, and speaking of smoking... not a peep. Not a word was said about me smoking yesterday, so it musta just been me being paranoid. Altho, I did hear the same guy giving somebody else grief about the very same thing today...Whatever. Long as it ain't my ass gettin' chewed, I'm good. Okay. The plan is, for this evening, to make dinner, clean out the same damned cages I said I was gonna clean out before, do my nails and maybe go to the store for another one of their subs. And, I mean the grocery store, too, not a Wawa or whatever. I used to be nearly addicted to Wawa American subs. TIL I tried one of my grocery store's Italian subs.
Good Gawd Almighty, these things are GREAT. Shit. I shoulda never said that, because now I want one.
No. Gonna COOK tonight.
Sub later.
Fuck, man. *pout* Guess I oughta get on that. I am starving.
In case yer wondering.... baked chicken, mac and cheese and probably peas and maybe succatash, too. Hmmm, wonder if I have any asparagus? Damn, man. I've gotta eat a piece of toast or something here or I'm gonna cook more shit than 10 people could eat. Damned near as bad as going grocery shopping hungry.
Or high. Yeah, lemme go find something to gnaw on while I cook. Peace
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