Not all "Georges" are funny. Ya know?
Yes, I realize that that is an odd title, but, it's better than my first two ideas, which were... "Some People's Kids" or "Yeah. I wanted to wash this set of clothes again today, just like I did yesterday, thanks, Dillhole. *subtitled "What the fuck is it with guys and my black sweats/Harely shirt combo, any-freakin'-way, damn it?*
They're all related to the same issue. And, I've been reading two of George Carlin's books at the same time, so it just occured to me that not all Georges are funny... sadly enough. The issue is: George out-pinheaded himself this time 'round.*sigh and an eye roll... (two bits!)* So... he was here. I thought (and it hurt, too) that it was to "do" the carport.
Well, I was wrong. Apparently, it was to pile a buncha lumber right next to the hitching post because horses and boards work so well together I assume, take down the tarp that I'm currently using as a wall to block the weather from the inside of the carport and everything in it including a few critters and leave the tarp laying in the yard to get soaked and muddy and the entire contents of the carport exposed to the weather which happened to suck at the time and disable the lights out there and in here and then leave.
Oh, and to also leave a Carhart jacket that I had been using on top of a rooster cage for added protection out in the yard, also to get soaked and muddy. Well.
So glad you could come by.
Please stop by again, the next time you get the insane urge to create 4900 chores for me. Dipshit. *siiiiiigh* Now, it is my turn to ask the ageless, answerless question that I've been asked 4,678,234,109 times in my life.... WHY DOES HE DO THIS KINDA SHIT?!?!?!? If I had the answer to that question, I'd charge people to tell 'em the answer.
And, I'd be able to retire within a month, tops. I do not know why he does this kinda shit, except this time, I'm leaning toward "to piss me off" because I can't think of a single other reason why a guy who is a "professional" remodeller (sp?) would leave a "job" in that state for what could be up to two weeks, ya know? Then, on the other hand, fuck "professionalism". How about "don't fuck yer friends like that, Dork"? Especially if said "friend" is your not yet ex-wife? HUH?
How about that?
Anyone?
Bueller? *crickets chirping* Yeah, that's about what I thought. Whatta putz. Oh, and he "mentions" all this shit to me as he's waltzing out the door to go home.
Which meant that I!!!! (well, I wasn't about to slough it off on Eric) hadda go out there and re-hang the goddamned tarp, move the lumber and all the other shit back outta the fuckin' way, fix the lights (okay, that was easy... just flippin' a circuit breaker, but still... it woulda been harder for him or some shit?) and get wet, muddy and have to do a load of wash and shit.
Plus, my Bender boots, which I just cleaned like, two days ago, now look like I never touched 'em. eeeeerrrrrgggghhhhhh.... Must. stop. clenching. jaw. (and realize the source....*deep breath*) (Yes, JW, I heard ya... *giggle*) Honestly.
I soooo need to get a divorce before I make myself a widow... know what I mean, Jellybean? I did good, this time, though.
Didn't raise hell with him, but it was obvious I wasn't "happy". I just asked several times exactly what he was leaving me with, acting incredulous and then, while I was re-hanging the tarp, I also wasn't too happy with the nails I was hanging it on, so I added a few. Right through the tarp. Made my own holes, thanks. Hey... I know it's gonna stay up now and, Dickweed, if ya wanna leave YOUR MESS for me to "fix", ya got no cause to be bitching about how I do it. So, bite me. And, have fun taking Mr. Tarp down next time, which, by the way, ain't happenin' til the fucking plywood or whatever yer using is leaning against said tarp, waiting to be nailed up.
Got it?
Goooood. *deeeep breath and a spate of giggles* Gawd.
I feel ever s'much better now. Be back later. Peace
*grin*
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