Nuthin' like a puppy to change yer attitude....
Especially, an insane one.
Dear Lord. My "charge" for the day just got dropped off and MY GAWD!!! Dis dog is crazy. It's female chocolate lab puppy. *rolls eyes and sighs* Name's Cocoa. (Yes, as in "Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs", which if "puffs" is a euphemism for puppy poopys, I ain't.)Has her teefs on EVERYTHING. Including those cats what she can catch. They, on the other hand, are really REALLY good at hissing and leaping to great heights at the same time. Ain't been here a half an hour and already has brought me bits of trash into the bathroom where I was, dumped her dog food on the floor and has all the cats agitated as hell. She, on the other hand, is havin' a BALL. She just can't run in enough directions at once and all these fuzzy, tuna-air puffin' THANGS are just wunnerful toys, except they smack back. I have this feeeeeeling.....
Dis gonna be a looooong day. *whispers to self... "I think I shoulda fed the cats BEFORE she got here...* Yep.
Looooong assed day. (puff, puff.... fuck "pass". I'm the only one here.) Peace, y'all.
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Posted by: Mad William Flint at December 03, 2004 11:13 AM (/j9KS)
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Girlfriend, I feel your pain. I have a 1 year old Golden Retriever. We have renamed him "Goat Puppy" because the fucker eats EVERYTHING. His greatest joy was dragging potted plants through the dog door, I got to pick earth worms out of my living room carpet on those occations. Then there was the time he liberated a dead bird from the neighbor's cat. He dragged it through the dog door and finished the job. Feather's & blood all over my living room. The final straw was when he at my COUCH. I bought a nice BIG kennel to keep him safe (from me strangling the fuck)when are gone.
Posted by: Maeve at December 04, 2004 01:20 AM (6E1RR)
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