Here's a(nother) weird thing about me...

Since I've got Elvis crooning in my ear, let me tell ya one of my dearest-held 'Elvis' theories.

Priscilla is an asshole.

She as good as killed the man when she first dumped him for the 'karate instructor'. She never did manage to stop using his last name in Hollywood or anywhere it did her some good. The minute the man died, there she was again. She turned his home into a tacky tourist trap, has been exploiting him for years and to this day would be nothing more than an anonymous hausfrau if not for him.

Gonna try to tell me how she turned the estate around and 'saved' it from financial ruin? Don't bother. Of course she made it profitable. Keepin' her and Lisa Marie rollin' in it, ya know? God forbid either of 'em should actually hafta work.

I love Elvis. I don't like her.
I blame her.

Posted by: Stevie at 04:11 PM

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