God Bless Juan Valdez*....

(*And, his donkey...)
And, whomever invented Coffeemate.
Without them, the process of becoming conscious every day would suck.

And, I'm actually pretty fond of the Folger family product, too, so God Bless them too, although He sorta already has, what with the amount of money they make offa the stuff.
Well, except for that whole episode with Abigail, that is. What? Manson is a Maxwell House drinker, or something? I think he shoulda switched to Sanka, myself, the hyper little shit.

Any-friggin'-way...

*several minutes later*

Well, what da hell? I got nuttin', here, folks. Except a blinking cursor, seeming to mock me..., "Write." "Type." "Hey!" "You!" "Yo!"... it's endless, the little nagger. (That's an "A"!!! Look again...)
(Told ya I got nuthin'... which would handily explain that whole Juan/God/Charles Manson/coffee deal up there, now wouldn't it?)

Oh yeah.
I do gots one lil thang....

Mad William, Darlin'... it's not you. I mean, frankly, I don't see how a post that has pictures of Bret that get progressively closer-up can be said to go "from bad to worse" (ya little booger), but... other than that, you not "seeing it" with Bret is totally normal, totally cool... (unlike this mental block you have with Lennon being a genius deity... *giggle*).

The majority of men "don't get it". Most men just like him because he used to pick up annoying little assholes and drive their heads into the canvas and shit. Then, he did some kinda thing where he'd make it fully possible for them to literally kiss their asses goodbye, then he'd win all the time. That's what guys seem to like about him the most. Add to that the fact that he got screwed in Montreal and maintained his dignity AND knocked out that POS McMahon with one well applied punch to the forehead, THEN had a stroke and came back from that too and is still going strong and you're about a half inch away from having a real life hero.

However, the man is just too gorgeous for that. Too many chicks get panty-puddles (*grin*) over him for any self-respecting guy to claim him as a hero. He's too REAL now. That's why they stick with the next cartoon/wrestler guy that the WWE, WCW or WDFE (what da fuck EVER) TELLS them to like.

I don't know how far you can get into "thinking" like a chick, but... if you could only see the guy with my eyes for a few... whew.
You'd "get it".
The hair, those eyes, that face, those arms, that chest.... man.
Plus, he got fucked over by McMahon for no reason, when he didn't deserve it and hell, that's happened to me about 42 million times, too, and I thought I was a total asshole for "letting" it happen, but it happened to him too and he is so NOT an asshole, PLUS he actually got to punch the fucker like I've always wanted to do... hmmm. And, have I mentioned HE'S GORGEOUS!!!! (And, really divorced, as if I'd have a chance even if I was single..... lmao.)
Ya know?

(Not to eeeeven mention the fact that every time I post a picture of him, I can, by remote almost, make a guy in Brooklyn gag and retch...)

Gotta go now... (before I get my ass kicked.)

Be back later!
Peace

P.S. Hmmm.... I just wonder....
How many posts in a row can I (semi-)logically work a picture of Bret into?
Well, we shall see, shan't we?
*BIG ol' toothy grin*

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