Dear New Jersey Jerkoff
who got here by searching for that goddamned dairy farm AGAIN, why don'tcha piss off, okay?
I don't know exactly who you are, but I have a good idea (or two). I know your ISP comes outta Trenton and I also know what your OS is, what your browser is and where ya go and whatcha do when you're here and... I don't like it a bit anymore. You have anything ya wanna know about that "man", or that farm or anything having to do with either, grow some BALLS and ask him yourself. In the meantime... FUCK OFF ALREADY! Okay? (I honestly don't know right now what I'm more sick of... terrorists or this asshole.) In other news, I am now the number one Yahoo search for "code name lardass".AND, you can bet your sweet ass, I'm much more proud and happy to be associated with Cheech, Chong and Sgt. "Lardass" Stedenko than I am that goober (dickhead) from Jersey. "Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last..." And, now I'm starting to hate you, Boss.
(Well, YOU wanted my attitude to change. Happy NOW? Dick?) Also, somebody got here trying to find pictures of steer wrestlers.
Well, I aim to please, so here ya go:
Or a Harley.
.....ooohhh, Sam Elliot.... *drool*.... And, on that note, I'm REALLY gonna go clean the carport now.
(Right after I do oooone more lil thang...)
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*muses playfully about 'one more lil thang'*
Posted by: Mad William Flint at November 10, 2004 06:48 PM (/j9KS)
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Yeah, I hear you about unwelcome blog guests. My ex-employer visits up to five times a day -- three months after I left. I think they just want me to say how much life sucks right now so that they can gloat. And that pisses me off because it's my space and I can't be totally honest in it. And I'm still trying to figure out how the hell they got around my IP ban on them. Bah. Not like it mattered 'cause they can all go read it from home.
Anyway, sorry to rant, but why the hell do people bother with us when they don't have our best interests at heart?
Anyway, sorry to rant, but why the hell do people bother with us when they don't have our best interests at heart?
Posted by: dawn at November 12, 2004 11:48 AM (Rgkju)
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