Dear cats...
First of all, I really do love all of you, BUT...
There are a coupla things y'all just don't seem to "get". Liiiike, I'm not into dead mice, moles, shrews, birds or anything else. ft ya's bring it in alive, then at least I have a chance to get it away from you and have a new pet. But, dead? Nope. I know y'all think I'm the nuttiest, most ungrateful wench on the planet, since I keep throwing the deads things back outside, but, believe me, I reeeeally have no use for them.Please.
Stop it. Having said alla that, I'm compelled to add one more thing. As bad as dead creatures are and all, it is far worse to find a huge pizza crust on the floor, especially when we haven't had pizza for more than a week.
Ya know? I mean, dead critters are one (disgusting) thing, but... OTHER PEOPLE'S PIZZA??? Cut.
It.
OUT!!!! Love,
Yer Mom *walks off muttering... "I open 6 to 8 cans of cat food a day, y'all have dry available 24/7. I just don't know why any of this "foraging" is necessary and the sharing?!? EW ew ewewew...."*
Comments
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A good dog would never pull that shit.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at November 09, 2004 03:25 PM (/j9KS)
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That's just one of MANY reasons why I hate cats.
Posted by: Acidman at November 09, 2004 04:40 PM (F4kVm)
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But, they honestly believe they're doing something good by "sharing" their catch.
I unnerstand that and all, but still... nothing like seeing a dead mouse-type-thing in the house every other day or so.... ick.
*shudder*
And, that pizza crust.
I still don't know where that came from....lol.
And, belieeeeeve me, I know the kinda shit dogs pull, too.
Don't eeeeven get me started... lmao.
I unnerstand that and all, but still... nothing like seeing a dead mouse-type-thing in the house every other day or so.... ick.
*shudder*
And, that pizza crust.
I still don't know where that came from....lol.
And, belieeeeeve me, I know the kinda shit dogs pull, too.
Don't eeeeven get me started... lmao.
Posted by: Stevie at November 09, 2004 08:16 PM (u5wP/)
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LMAO!! I feel your pain. I have five cats. One is a big hunter who feels obligated to bring shit in and leave it in the BATHTUB! Sometimes, it's not even quite dead yet. Good grief.
Posted by: Em's Mom at November 10, 2004 12:12 PM (IXeNq)
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Dogs do the same shit, only with bigger stuff. I had to convince my rottweiler last night to leave the deer's head outside.
Posted by: Just another Jen at November 10, 2004 02:50 PM (544cA)
Posted by: Stevie at November 10, 2004 04:23 PM (oeRPb)
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