A few more bizarre (and less lucid) searches....
I just (11/9 @ 11:44am) shoved all the searches into the EP, in the name of "room on the page".
i wanna go to hawaii- People in hell want ice water. That don't mean they get it.
two links in one- I don't think this is even possible. You can split one word into two links, but you can't make two links outta one. You just can't send people to two places at once offa one link. (Can ya, Paul?) covered in cow shit- Quite often. Why? does chevy chase believe in god- How the fuck do I know? He ought to seeing how he still has a career after some of the shit movies he's done. And, that 30 second talk show he had.... I love ya, Chev, but you need to stick to comedy. drew carey wife- Don't tell me Drew's married.... If he is or ever gets that way, 10 to 1, it'll be a stripper, though... he loves 'em. lethargic possum- Antlers too heavy, are they? Actually, ding-a-ling, an opposum's "defense" is to PRETEND to be asleep. So, unless you're trying to "help" this animal or have a CLUE as to what you're doing, just take it as Nature's way of saying "DON'T TOUCH!!!!" and leave 'im be before ya get bit or worse. busts his balls stud- How's he gonna be a "stud" with busted balls? I'd think on this one a bit longer, there, Sparky. you asked for it joke- No, I asked for the PUNCHLINE to Bender's joke in "The Breakfast Club". when did tracey gold died- 2040? She ain't dead. Yet. (Bet she's a had a few "Wish I was dead" days here lately, tho... poor kid. Hope Roby (her husband and son of Maria Marshall, the lady murdered by her husband in Jersey- Robert Oakley Marshall) is okay...) accidents due to not wearing seatbealts- *sigh* Accidents are NOT caused by not wearing seatbelts, Dillhole. The injuries just may be worse if ya don't. On the other hand, a seatbelt is just one more frickin' thing they have to cut off ya to get you out after a wreck too, soooo.... (I hate seatbelts...)mississippi moon keep on shining- The Doobie Bros. Song is called "Black Water" and it kicks ass. what does a jake brake sound like- A Harley on crack or steroids, mostly. the plan okay here's- Yoda is doing web searches?
?ay od ,hcum sdrawkcab kaepS tetnus shot how long it hurts- Less long than not having one. farting horse commercial- I read somewhere where Budweiser has removed this commercial from rotation. I dunno why. It's just truth in advertising, because Budweiser DOES taste like a horse farted in it. How the hell the people who make Mich can turn around and make something that tastes as foul as Bud is beyond me. I think Bud is rejected Mich. inmates striped uniform- Uuummm... I don't think many prisons actually USE the striped shit anymore. They're more into hunter orange or hot pink these days. do men shave armpits- Christ, I hope not. waylon flowers and madam- Love 'em, love 'em. Use to be friends with a guy who was friends with Waylon. Name was Jim Marmon. Nice guy. Know several "older" women who remind me of Madam to the nth degree, too....
Ya wanna know the one thing I can't figure out? When, besides when I do these "search entries", have I ever spoken of half of this shit? I probably have, I suppose, but I'll be damned if I remember doing it. Christ, I'll talk about any-damned-thing, won't I?
*shaking head and giggling* I'm Howard Stern with boobs.
Gawd....
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