Hi, I'm fuckin' livid, how are you?
That tofu-fartin' fairy dickhead at the garage FAILED MY CAR for the stupidest motherfucking shit I've ever heard of.
Oh sure... I got the goddamned emission sticker because I was exempt from being tested, but do ya THINK that cocksuckin' bag of monkey shit would just "safety" pass the fuckin' car? No. Of-fucking-course not. Let's see. What ridiculous bullshit did it fail for again? Hmmm.... one front tire has a bit of wear on the inside edge, two of my brake lines are SUPPOSEDLY dry-rotted and cracked (I saw NOT ONE crack anywhere when he "showed" it to me...), he says my idler/Pitman arm has too much play in it and.... what else? Oh yeah, he pointed out that my tranny pan is leaky (he says), there's a thing behind it with some kinda clamp-looking thing that he says is leaky too, and we need to put more of that exhaust repair putty/goo/shit on the pipe by the catalytic converter. When I drove outta that place, I was so fucked over I got lost for a while, then, when I finally figured out where the flying fuck I was and got headed in the right direction, I beeped Rob and when he answered, the second I heard his voice, I lost it. I freaked out so bad I hadda pull over into a parking lot til I could see to drive and breathe again. After all the shit we've all been through lately with that car and this maggot motherfucker fails me for this nit-pickin' BULLSHIT. I sincerely hope that little prick lives a loooong and utterly sexless life.Peter-puffin' cock knocker. Soooo, I did what any half-insane person would do in a situation like this... I stopped at the state store and got Eric a case of Yuengling Black & Tans and myself TWO bottles of Tequila Rose. Thank God I ate a sandwich while I was waiting at that stupid I'll-NEVER-go-there-again garage. (FUCK!!! I hate that bastard. Can ya tell? Am I *too* obvious? Are the teethmarks that now adorn my dashboard gonna give me away? Will killin' that fuckhole be going too far? AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! I am sooooo pissed...) I told that little dick that everything he'd mentioned was as good as already done, we have alllll the parts we'll ever need and not one, not two, but THREE guys to work on it, so NO they, the garage, would NOT be getting the repair business. I also asked him if I could take it any-damned-place I wanted to, to be RE-in-fuckin'-spected and he said yeah, but if I brought it back there and (IF) it passed, I'd get the sticker for free. I told him I'd rather rob a goddamned bank and pay my buddy EXTORTION RATES than hand him another dollar after that bullshit, so thanks, but no thanks and bye now. He's goddamned lucky... he's goddamned lucky I'm not still there, sitting on his chest, beating his head on the floor, or standing in the middle of Street Rd. stopping all four lanes of traffic and explaining in DETAIL exactly what kinda bullshit shop is being run right there. *several, deep-breath-filled minutes later* 'Tis amazing what an old-fashioned, Tom & Jerry jelly jar fulla Tequila Rose can do for one's attitude. I do believe I'm calming down some. In fact, I now feel capable of driving to the goddamned grocery store for some friggin' cat food, so I think I will. Me and my half-passed car will be back soon.
(Yes, pun intended...) Piece
(Of that guy's ass will bring ya some bucks here, people...)
Fuckin' dillhole turd-burgler...
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Awhh... I'm sorry :-( That's far worse than a righteous pain in the ass.
IM me damnit! I'm home all friggin night.
IM me damnit! I'm home all friggin night.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at October 30, 2004 06:33 PM (jRssG)
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I didn't know that Pennsylvania mandated the you're-to-freakin-stupid-to-tell-if-your-car-is-screwed test. Virginia has (or had...I'm not certain if they're still around) those stupid Vehicle Safety Inspection stickers.
Luckily (and unluckily too) California doesn't have that crap. Of course, the lack of this inspection allows rusted out shit boxes to drive on the road. (it's almost like driving in Mexico).
Luckily (and unluckily too) California doesn't have that crap. Of course, the lack of this inspection allows rusted out shit boxes to drive on the road. (it's almost like driving in Mexico).
Posted by: Mad Mikey at October 30, 2004 07:01 PM (Qd8TD)
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that should have been you're-too-freakin....
Posted by: Mad Mikey at October 30, 2004 07:02 PM (Qd8TD)
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Thanks,I needed to touch base with some real people on this night, before the night, before the night bedore the Halloween. I've had a licensce for 9 years, but I've only been driving for 4 - and my car has been falling apart faster than I can pay off her loan!!
Posted by: Jennifer Close at October 30, 2005 02:07 AM (ECt1f)
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