Acidman's questions...
I'd love to sit and answer questions from Acidman all day long. I think I'd learn a lot about myself. Maybe not from these, but I'm sure he'd ask a buncha good ones after a few glasses of white zin....heh.
1) Does anybody really see a correlation between the size of a man's feet or his nose and the size of his penis? Nope. Eric's got cute little feets and a huge....Roscoe. 2) If you are a woman, would you ever get a tit-job? If so, why? A boob-lift, maybe, but I've got enough...uh...'material' now, thanks. 3) If you are a man, would you buy a bionic Roscoe if your dick quit working? If so, why? Yep. Because you taught us it is possible to do and possibly a good thing. Better than that 'needle' shit, anyway. 4) Did you ever sleep with someone and wake up in the morning unable to remember their name? If not, WHY NOT? Nah...they were mostly cowboys with their names on their belts or buckles...or tats. (Honestly, no, not that I remember...) 5) Which would you rather have for a pet? A DOG or a CAT? If you answer "cat," you've got some serious explaining to do. Any, either, both, all...Hell man, I've got 4 dogs and nine cats among other things. And, Sweetie, cats are like Harleys..."If I have to explain"...'Kay? 6) Do you eat grits for breakfast? Only if I drop pieces of shell into my eggs. That's kinda gritty... 7) What is the most dumb-ass thing you ever did in your life? Was it fun or has it haunted you for years? What? I'm supposed to pick ONE thing? Hmmm...I believe that would have to be renting an apartment to a Jamaican con-artist chick....And, no, I don't LET it bother me anymore. Fuck her.
Do you exceed the speed limit regularly when you drive, or just do it occasionally? Don't tell me that you NEVER SPEED you lying shit! Tell the truth! Ask anybody...to me the 'speed limit' is merely a suggestion. Or, the lowest speed you should be going...
9) Describe the happiest day you can remember living. The first 24 hour period I spent with Eric as a couple. I still can't believe it sometimes...
10) Do you believe that some things are worth dying for? If so, name one thing worth dying for and tell me why you feel so strongly about it. Eric.Because he is my whole heart. And, he damn well deserves someone to feel that way about him. Yes, he really is that wonderful...
There ya have it. I love answering questions. Anybody got'ny more? Even if it's just one question like: "Chick, what the HAY-ELL ails you?", feel free to ask. Leave 'em in the comments or email 'em...(which you do anyway by leaving a comment). Email srv200163 at Yahoo dot com I'll answer 'em one way or the other...as long as they're not...mean, troll-like or disgusting on purpose. (I'd probably still answer 'em, but, my God, you'd get the smart-assed side of me...)
Hell, if I get enough good ones, maybe I can use 'em to do the '100 things' thing.
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