Okay, so Verizon doesn't "totally" suck...
They do have a coupla cool people working for them.
I just talked to one. Amazing.
Very nice lady let me work out a little spot 'o trouble with my bill and I can breathe again. Having two pretty important bills come up at the same time ya need to git yer car inspected is a little trying. Especially when ya know you have the money coming, but it's just not here yet.
I swear, it's time, more than money, that likes to squeeze, spindle and mutilate me til I holler. Money, you can always get more of somehow. Time... no way. Can't do it. That's sad, somehow, too.
Anyway, being out on the horse helped. Eric also fixed the fence for me. ('Bout time, damn it... *grin*) See? That works so well... all I hafta do is threaten to do fix something with my handy dandy duct tape and a few wire hangers (What? Is there something about me with wire hangers in hand that's SCARY, do ya think?) and SUDDENLY there's time enough to go do it real quick.
It's almost magical.
Oh yeah, and the speed demons are no longer required to go through the driveway past the house. They're done those fields. Now, they're speeding down the back lane NEXT TO the house. From the turn by the calf barn to where they turn into the field, I could easily throw a baseball the distance. (Of course, I am an ex-outfielder from a softball league...) Anyway, it's not like it's even a quarter (A quarter? Hell, not even a tenth, more like) of a mile, yet these asshats HAVE TO try to hit 6th gear, then use the jake to slow down.
Stupid juvenile dipshits.
Be kinda cool if those trucks were to get a hint of "Maximum Overdrive" or "Christine", then turn on the wusses who're abusing them.
I love what Stephen King has done to my brain.
Anyway... what's the next thing I need to beat into submission? Hmmm... fence is done, drivers are nearly gone, phone bill/money shit is loosened up.... I guess that leaves (say it with me, now) cleaning the house and yeah... thinking up something cool to make Eric for dinner. I like that part.
Oh, and Mad Wm., Honey... does chewing trees down with my bare teeth count? That's what I'm always saying I'mina go do... said that very thing as I swung up into the saddle, in fact. I do like the "hammer" idea, though. (Dude, that we think so much alike oughta scare you, ya know... Me, I love it. Bwahahahahaha...)
And, BlogDog, I do know whatcha mean 'cause I am a rebel without a clue most of the time. I mean well, though. Usually. (And, of course, you DO know the road to HELL is paved with good intentions, right? Well, welcome to my toll-free teflon highway....)
On that note... time to fire up some AC/DC.
I shall return.
Peace.
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04:23 PM
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