PMS or "enough"?
I can't decide.
I just cannot decide if my current raging desire to severely choke the living shit out of a few people is PMS or just plain old, garden variety "enough"... as in "Enough stupidity/bullshit already". Remember that stupid hotwire I was bitchin' about the other day? Well, I have to add two teensy tiny details... first of all, the first two posts, the one the gate hooks to and the one after it, are broken off at ground level. No, make that "cement level". Not easy to fix. Also has the added attraction of making the whole gate/goats/hotwire deal a royal pain in the asscheek.Then, there's the fact that the goats have been out about 6 times in the past two days because of said busted off posts. I am sooo about to crotch-kick someone. Is it just me, or does anyone else see the intrinsic insanity of that? Add to this, the fact that there are about 9000 (okay, really only about 2 or 3, it just SEEMS like that many) dump trucks going in and out of this driveway like clockwork. They're a bunch of guys Bill hired to get the shit outta the fields and into the silos. They're doing a great job... EXCEPT... There's this one hotdoggin' dickhead who seems to be trying to make his pubes sprout out by speeding through the driveway and working the FUCK outta his jake brake. In the middle of a pile of buildings. Houses, mostly. That way ya get full "echo-effect", I guess. Now, I love the sound of a well-applied jake, just like I do a Harley, but this little shitstain is wrecking it for me. Plus, if he runs over ANY of my animals, including ME, I will beat the snot out of him, THEN call the cops. Any wonder I wanna throttle somebody? What I NEED to do (fix the fuckin' fence) and what I wanna do (kick some "punk ass") are waging a war in me that only I am losing. I'm getting like Robert DiNero's character in that movie with Robin Williams about those "frozen people" who only needed a certain drug (L-dopa, I think) to "come back". What the deal was, was that they had tremors, but such bad tremors, it sorta froze them up. I feel like that now. I'm literally shaking with repressed... something... repressed "not beating the shit out of someone", so instead of worrying about what I wanna do, or what I need to do, what I am GONNA do is go out on Action so that a kid who just asked me if he could, can go out on Storm. Hopefully, by the time I get back, I'll have a few workable ideas. How to fix the stupid fence without a jackhammer and concrete mix and how NOT to go to jail for kickin' some little snot's ass. Pray for me, okay? Peace.
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My dear you have, through independent research, perfectly rederived the definition of stress which, properly stated, goes as follows:
stress: the state of tension created when the mind overrides the body's desire to CHOKE THE LIVING SHIT out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.
If, by the time you return, you haven't diffused somewhat, I suggest you go chop down some trees with a hammer. I've doubt you'll have any trouble. The best tact is to do it in full sight of said assholes. That way you can strike the fear of god into them without actually having to do time.
stress: the state of tension created when the mind overrides the body's desire to CHOKE THE LIVING SHIT out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.
If, by the time you return, you haven't diffused somewhat, I suggest you go chop down some trees with a hammer. I've doubt you'll have any trouble. The best tact is to do it in full sight of said assholes. That way you can strike the fear of god into them without actually having to do time.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at October 13, 2004 02:54 PM (/j9KS)
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Sounds like Rage Against (the driver of) The Machine to me. Except for the goats, and the broken posts (my blog's full of 'em), and well, so OK. It doesn't sound like that at all.
And yes, L-dopa was the drug in "Awakenings." I say that relying only the old trickster memory.
And yes, L-dopa was the drug in "Awakenings." I say that relying only the old trickster memory.
Posted by: BlogDog at October 13, 2004 03:20 PM (Zs5zB)
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