I wrote to Kellogg's....

About a cow. We've got this silly-assed cow here, we call Annabelle. She acts like a huge puppy, following you around, demanding attention, always wantin' her big butt scratched, lickin' ya and all kindsa shit.

She'll also kill you for a PopTart.

When she hears the package being torn open, she's 'rightthere'...she's backed Eric into corners to get her PopTart....and half of his. She likes ANY fruit flavored ones.

It occured to me to let them know about her. Think about it. Most people eat PopTarts for breakfast with a glass of milk, right? And, here's yer basic milk unit who loves 'em. Gotta be a commercial in there some where. They could give the Chick-Fil-A people a run for the money, I also pointed out.

We shall see.

Posted by: Stevie at 06:37 PM

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Posted by: Mad William Flint at October 20, 2003 09:03 PM (jRssG)

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