This is only part of two days worth of what brings people here...

we hate jon... Yeah? Join the club. Y'all do NOT even wanna know the latest shit he's done. Cocksuckin', lyin' jerkoff. He and his "girlfriend" (the real one, not his other hand) BOTH need to fuck off and die and if that proves to be too much, they should go with "die"...

buford hayes pusser... Yes? Excellent man, right there. Whatcha wanna know?

emerald nuts... Good commercials, for a change. (Unlike PIZZA HUT!!!!)

hate verizon... Doesn't everybody?

what do crickets eat?... Shut up. If you can't find it by now, feed the damned crickets yer own dead body, please.

ctrlpan.dll rundll error... Jesus. This is still happening to people?

court docket 12659... Some goofy shit from Down Under.

blonde bar salami poodle... Good luck with this one. The joke does not exist. Yet.

smiley face shower curtain... Depends on who it has to look at, whether or not it's smiling, no?

front tire fell off... My Lord. Yours too? You work here, do ya?

hailla ball wrong lyrics... Fuck what? No IDEA what yer talkin' about here.

what do crickets eat... People who ask stupid questions? Please, God?

front tire fell off... It's a god damned epidemic!

viet supermodel... Highly doubtful, unless they're going for that "bizarre" look.

sam kinnison... Yes? What? Something?

horse fuckin... You are SICK.

required .dll file, psapi.dll, was not found... Sucks, eh?

ctrlpan.dll... We all have one. What about it?

how to know if i get pinged... Email notification, usually. Seeing "Trackback (1) or (2)" or however many under the post is also a clue... Einstein.

giant yellow jacket... John Belushi?

nancy sinatra playboy pictures... They ain't that grand. Only reason I kept the magazine was because it mentions Gia, briefly, in an article.

miss piggy and pizza hut and rushmore... Yeah? Stupid, isn't it?

ctrlpan... You DO know this means "control panel", don'tcha?

dixie test... I'm over half Dixie and next time, you'd best CAPITALIZE that "D", son...

bush pope picture... Sinead? That you, ya skinheaded bitch?

crickets eat each other... Thanks for the info. Would ya mind emailing everybody on the fuckin' PLANET so they'll QUIT ASKING ME THIS? Thanks.

babysitters fucking kids... Okay, so either the babysitter's kids suck or yours do and there's a reason. I'd look into this in some detail, Pardner.

woodstown high school reunion... Y'all WISH. Only person I really wanna see is John Douglas Miller, thanks.

what do crickets eat... Each other. Can you not read? Dillhole?

smack the computer... I do. Quite often.

pope picture... Sinead... fuck off now. I don't like you. At ALL.

smoke cowshit... Why? Does it work?

what do crickets eat?... I hate you.

did buford pusser really use a stick?... Yes, but only once, really. He was involved in a 5 to 1 fight and ripped a fence post outta the ground and put three or four of the assholes in the hospital and the rest in jail. As for walking around with an axe handle, like I do, 24/7, no. That's Hollywood bullshit, as IF his life wasn't exciting/dangerous/unique enough.... sigh.

feed pet crickets... Yes? WHAT? TELL THEM, PLEASE!!!!

birthday wishes spells... Birthday wishes/spells? I don't know about you people, sometimes. Aren't birthday wishes and casting spells on people diametrically opposed to each other? Usually?

ctrlpan.dll download... Huh what? This is a first...

sheriff buford pusser... Yeeees?

peterbilt duel... Yeah, it was a Pete in "Duel". What I wanna know is why, everytime they need an "evil" truck, they use Petes. I love Petes. Niiice trucks.

dick forrey... Who?

why i am like i am... Fuck if I know. Me? It's a cosmic plot designed to drive me nuts and IT'S WORKING!!!!!! So, by the way, is life itself.

nancy sinatra playboy pictures... Oh, stop it. She's ANCIENT!

buford pusser... Again. Cool.

fire babes... Only one I know of is a girl named Linda Sobek. She was a model who did a calendar as a fire babe (among many, many other things) and Lord, was she ever one. Gorgeous. Also murdered by a ball-less asshole piece of shit named Charles Rathbun out in California a few years back. Shame. She really was beautiful and by all accounts a very sweet, real person. He, of course, was a nerdy LOSER.

sheriff pusser... "What?", he wants to know...

sam kinnison... Another hero of mine...

knock on wood disco... Good shit, man. Much better than the bullshit that passes for music these days, rap being foremost in my mind...

crickets eat... So does everything else that's alive that wants to stay that way. What's yer fuckin' point?

shit eating... I don't recommend it. Figuratively or literally.

erma bombeck chain letter... Do what?

lick her ass... As IF. Hows about "she" kisses mine, instead?

oh poop... I am in touch with that emotion. Quite often, in fact.

crickets eat... Oh, go play in heavy traffic, already, with this shit.

egomanical normans... Best Emerald Nuts commercial so far.

sniglets snl... Tim Kazurinsky. (This is a word association thing, isn't it?)

white firebird october 2004... Well, there's also "white firebird july '01-now" for me, but what IS this about?

poopville... And, this is where in New Jersey?

anology test... I'll take it and probably do well, too. I can come up with some veeery creative ways to put things sometimes... (Creative, of course, being the p.c. word for "longwinded like Mike Brady" anologies...)

pinto sunroof... Very small. What else ya wanna know about it?

crack whore mug shots... Local PD? And, why would ya wanna see those, anyway? Ewww.

diurex... Exlax. More word association?

darn horsemen... Noooo... "fuckin' HUNTERS" is more like it.

This is also the kinda stuff that keeps my fear of Armageddon at bay. Bring it on, Baby.... After this, I'm ready.
*fade out with a bug-eyed look on my face*

Posted by: Stevie at 11:36 AM

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