Well, Hi there....

Coming over from Gut Rumbles to see what kind of a NUT writes this blog, are ya?
*lmao*
Can't say I blame you. I'd wanna see, too.

The way I come across in Rob's comments is exactly the way I really am. Basically, I love men, I hate women and, unless there are extenuating circumstances (and yes, it does happen occasionally (Snow, Amy)), I'll be on the man's side in every single bloody battle between the sexes.

There's reasons for that. LOTS of reasons.

First off, is my "mother". The Queen of All Bitches For All TIME. She not only fucked my Dad over, she did it by FUCKING A FEW OF MY BOYFRIENDS...WHILE I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, mind you. Even moved to Florida with one of 'em. Stupid bitch.
She's dead now and has been since 1990, so I don't hafta worry about her sorry ass anymore, but.... alas and alack, there are others still around.
Dad's current wife, fer instance. She's only four years older than me, and she totally ran me out of my Dad's life 20-some years ago. That time is gone, lost forever and I NEEDED him still. Fuck man, I still do and he's still as far away as she took him to begin with. The only "good" thing about that (and CHRIST did I hafta to struggle to find this) is that, when Dad is GONE gone, it won't be much different for me.... except that I'll know she ain't got him either. (Big whoop.)
I also have a brother I don't even know because I am SUCH a piece of shit (apparently) that I wasn't allowed to be around him either, lest I "influence" him into being the same kinda loser she (the wife) thinks I am, which is impossible because my brother is NOT related to my MOTHER, which is the majority of the wife's problem with me to begin with. (That and the fact that I stood toe-to-toe with her every time she fucked with me, that is...) (Sorry KIM, but I doubt I'll EVER get over the fact that YOU orphaned me when I wasn't ready, yet YOUR daughter still lives at home YEARS after I was forced out... I'll NEVER FORGET THAT. Whether or not I FORGIVE it is entirely up to you and it doesn't seem much like you give a flying fuck about THAT, so neither do I. (You female, you... *wry giggle*)

Next, we can move to "women in general" who have treated me like total SHIT my whole life just because I'm not 500 pounds or "bulldog ass" ugly. (Don't be looking for any names this time, 'cause I don't have the rest of my life to list the dickheaded bitches.) Every one of these assholes got "threatened" by the idea of me being friends with "their" men (most of whom ran screaming away from them shortly thereafter, by the way*) because the only way they could get a guy interested in them was to FUCK them, thus they assumed I'd be doing the same. (*And, yeah, Rob was one of those men and I've never even met him in person, yet still had to go thru the same shit... lol. S'okay, though... he's well worth it. As usual, once the dust settles, I'm still standing... RIGHT THERE WITH THE GUY, while the "bitch" goes away. God, I love that part... lmao. Just wish Kim had gotten that part right, damn it.)

Nope. I don't fuck men just to get or keep them interested. No need to. I do and always have had many other things about me that intrigue guys.

Men are nicer. Less evil. Smarter. Better looking. They smell better, too.

Women, for the most part, are just paranoid, game-playing, loser asswits.

And, noooo, I do NOT think I'm Miss Perfect. Hell, if it wasn't for low self-esteem, I'd have had none at all, THANKS TO WOMEN. I know I have a coupla "pain in the ass" things about myself that I do... The two "worst" things are my life-long relationship with ganja and my 87 billion cats.

BUT... I'm AWARE of these things and I do try to make up for them every chance I get. In fact, Eric doesn't even think these two things matter at all, because he's so much more well-loved and treated than he was before.

Do ya really want to "measure" how incredibly ignorant, stupid and BRAINLESS most women are?

Think about this....

Most women are so self-absorbed, so into the games they play with EVERYBODY (including themselves), so utterly STUPID, that they can't even see the basic concept that the way they are makes the three of us who aren't like that look sooooo much better. They cannot understand why they keep getting left, why their guys leave them for "that piece of shit" when it's wholly THEM who are doing it to themselves.

Women make themselves be so "not worth it", so not worth putting up with their endless shit, that they get dumped, say to themselves "See? I knew it..." (/whiny voice) and become even more "man-repellent" than they were to begin with. It's called "self-fulfilling prophecy" and they are masters at it. THEY act like lunatic assholes, then blame the poor men for not wanting to eat shit to live every day and running, screaming away from them. Or they blame other women, like me, when it's all their own doing.

Which, coupled with treating me like shit from the git-go, is basically why I hate women and have no problem AT ALL pointing out the various and sundry ways that they SUCK... (sweaty donkey balls, but not yer dicks, eh guys? Ever notice that? As much as some chicks suck, it's never you guys they're suckin' on... lol) (And, oohhh, but you'd best be kissin' THEIR asses, oh yes indeedy.. pfft. Fuck 'em. Then run.)

Anyhoo... While I could go on nearly forever about this, I'd rather not, actually. I have three horses waiting to go out to pasture, a house to straighten and a guy to spoil rotten, so....
I think I've kinda given enough background on myself to "explain" my comments at Gut Rumbles.
Or not.
But, ya know what? Truthfully, if I hafta to explain it in the first place, chances are you'd never understand it anyway (and that you're a WOMAN), so there's no need to go on and on, is there? Ya either "get it" or ya don't. If ya don't, that's kinda sad for you, because you're just gonna keep running that same "fuck 'em, get dumped by 'em" treadmill, while placing the blame every-friggin'-where, except where it belongs, which is squarely on YOU.

Women, don't say I didn't at least TRY to tell ya's....

Men, hang in there. We're not all that way.
*hugs*

Peace, people.

Posted by: Stevie at 01:10 PM

Comments

1 And we still love ya darling!

Posted by: Mad Mikey at October 05, 2004 02:10 PM (JMVMz)

2 It took me a little while, but I found what you were referring to over at Rob's place.

Posted by: Mad Mikey at October 05, 2004 02:56 PM (JMVMz)

3 Thank you, Darlin'.... *blushes*

And, yeah, of course it'd be his "cat post". How we got from dead cats to women is almost beyond me, anyway.... lol.

Yet, it does remind me of the truest thing ever said about 99.99999% of the women on the planet...

"If they didn't have all the pussy, there'd be a bounty on their heads."

rotflmao.... so true.

Posted by: Stevie at October 05, 2004 03:05 PM (ea623)

4 Grrrrr.....turn on dat YIM thingy!!

Posted by: Mad Mikey at October 05, 2004 03:49 PM (JMVMz)

5 Oh shuuuuure.
I sign in and now yer gone.

*rolls eyes, heaves sigh*

Men.
*giggle*

Posted by: Stevie at October 05, 2004 04:10 PM (ea623)

6 Thanks for the compliment hun. I miss ya.

Posted by: AmyVegas at October 05, 2004 04:25 PM (iS3EV)

7 Wow. This is pretty much the exact same thing my mom and sister say constantly. My sister even joined a fraternity to get away from the sorostitutes.

Me, though, I like women. You in particular.

Posted by: Dave at October 06, 2004 05:31 PM (FeV3/)

8 Aw, thank you, Darlin'...
*blushing*

Posted by: Stevie at October 06, 2004 05:41 PM (bsv7N)






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