How many?

There are gonna be 14 people here, AT MY HOUSE, tomorrow.

Shit man, I'm tired just thinking about it.

If anybody gets within Bic flickin' distance of a candle, it sure would be nice to light it for me... just in case, ya know?

Oh and by the way, that third horse, Shorty, who's for sale and blah, blah? Whatta bleeding asshole this horse can be. My Gawd.

There is NO WAY IN HELL a 14 year old girl is gonna be able to do shit with this psychotic speed freak. No control WHATSOEVER. He has none, she'll have none, I lost mine, even. He not only brought out the "cowboy" in me, which is baaaad, he brought out the Old West Cowboy who wanted to kill him. Literally.

*expells breath forcefully up, thru bangs*

Nice to find out the "exciting" way that, contrary to my firmly held belief, it turns out I am NOT too old for this shit, apparently.

*Sam Elliot look*

Any-freakin'-way, I guess I oughta go finish the house.

14 people...
Pray for me.
Or them.
Whichever...

Posted by: Stevie at 11:48 PM

Comments

1 What are all those people showing up for?

Posted by: Mad Mikey at October 02, 2004 11:42 AM (ODd5D)

2 Gawd damn, I am a dork.

Mikey, Darlin'... for reasons known only to God and my perforated brain, I answered you up under "*clickin' and scrapin'*...", instead of here.

*siiiigh (and a giggle)*

I am SUCH a 'tard.

Posted by: Stevie at October 02, 2004 05:37 PM (eAnEV)






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