Okay... here's one...

From the day of their wedding, two years before, Maggie had been nagging her husband about his past.
"C'mon, tell me", she kept asking. "How many women have you slept with?"
"Honey", he said, "if I tell you it's just gonna piss you off."
"Nuh-UH, I promise it won't, c'mon.", she asked again.
Sighing, her husband says, "Well, okay. Let's see... one... two... three... four... five... you... seven... eight..."

That makes me giggle. I found it in an old issue of Playboy. It's from May of '95 and has Nancy Sinatra on the cover. It also briefly mentions Gia in an article about Hollywood and heroin. It's from under the sink.... in the bathroom... where I still need to fix the freakin' sink. It's not that it's all totally plugged up. it's just that it drains excruciatingly slowly and I'm gettin' pretty tired of it. (My brain sang those last seven words, to the tune of "Only Daddy that'll Walk the Line" by Don Williams... siiiigh. Gonna be one of those kinda days, hey? Ooookay.)

There are two reasons I mention this project again. One is that, after I said there was two tons of Playboys under the sink, I stand corrected. There were lots of 'em, but... my stack of NatLamps, GAMES and MAD was half again as tall as the stack of Playboy, Hustler and Penthouse. My bad.

AND, the bestest little part of a story EVER is that my got-damned Gerber (the multi-tool I posted a shot of a while back) is MIA. I had it over at the calf hutches last week and Bill was over there too, scooping up shit in the bucket loader and I think the nitwit got my tool, too. Of course, the fact that Eric was helping him did ME no good whatsoever, so NOW I have to go scale the Matterhorn of shit piles and see if I can git my frickin' KNIFE BACK!!!!!

SOOOO, if ya's don't hear from me soon, someone please call 911? Thanks...

Peace.

Posted by: Stevie at 12:28 PM

Comments

1 Hustler? Playboy, ok, but Hustler. Penthouse published all my stories, wish one to them was true. The final insult is to lose your Gerber. Bad damn day.

Posted by: James Old Guy at September 30, 2004 02:00 PM (s5wS/)

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