Hello! A cow list is...

A huge list of cows, some are new moms, some have been bred and need to be checked as to whether they're pregnant or not (which will put going to the gynocologist right into perspective) and others who haven't 'took' to being bred for a long while. The 'fresh' cows (new moms) need to be checked out and cleaned out and readied for breeding again. The old farts who aren't pregnant get checked to see if we can find out why. Then we try to fix it. The others just need to be confirmed one way or the other so we know whether or not to try breeding them again.
Oh, and the vet comes here. God forbid we should have to take a herd of cows to him. His waiting room would never be the same again...lol.

Questions? (I'm sure...lol) Fire away when ready. I'll do my best to answer 'em.

Posted by: Stevie at 05:29 PM

Comments

1 Please don't tell me how you "fix" a cow in these circumstances.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 16, 2003 07:02 PM (LBXBY)

2 Gotcha. You're on the right track, not wantin' to know...lol. Suffice it to say it involves a person's arm inserted to the shoulder, usually, into an orafice most people would rather die than get all up-close-and-personal with.
Then, there's the vulval opening....(I might justa made up a new there, buuut, I'm sure you get the drift.)

Posted by: Stevie at October 16, 2003 08:21 PM (Chbec)

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