In honor of Eric's doing the yard work, may I present my past "STFU" post, dedicated to my stupid dog, Daisy...

And, I quote....

Dog.

Shut.
the.
FUCK!
up.

One of my dogs is a little more brain damaged, apparently, than the other three. This would be Daisy (this time). She barks at her own farts to begin with, but you turn on a lawn mower or a weed eater and Heaven help us all.

This is her:

And that's every freakin' time the lawn mower goes by.

Then, we get to do it all over again with the weed eater.

God,
Help me.
Thanks,
the one with the '1000-yard stare'

Peace...
what a concept.
Fired off by Stevie at June 6, 2004 12:57 PM | Covers

(He's doing the weed-eatin' now... just a liiiiittle longer....)

Posted by: Stevie at 06:10 PM

Comments

Posted by: Mad William Flint at September 19, 2004 06:30 PM (jRssG)

Posted by: Stevie at September 19, 2004 06:38 PM (5QLdn)

3 Interestingly, if ya speak dog, Daisy was obviously telling the lawnmower to "STFU!!!"

Posted by: Tuning Spork at September 19, 2004 07:43 PM (FRs9X)

Posted by: Stevie at September 19, 2004 07:50 PM (5QLdn)

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