Here's what got done last night/early this morning...

All the wash except the pure white shit like socks and stuff that need bleach, the dishes, the cat boxes, everything is picked up and the house smells like incense. The only thing I still have to do is vacuum. And, take the trash over to the dumpster. And, do the rat cage. And, what ever other 'little' shit I find...
Then, around 7:00am, I went to sleep.
Here I am up again, with hardly any help...except for Spider head-buttin' me while purring his little hiney off. Nothing like waking up with a kitten nose shoved firmly into your eyesocket. Repeatedly. While said kitten rumbles like a fuzzy, little Harley.
I guess I ought to just be glad there ain't a fuzzy little biker on him. Knowin' my luck, it'd be a tiny Pagan or something who'd kick me in the head with his little tiny harness boots with the Harley Eagle on 'em. And, he'd have this tiny little head that looks like it was shrunk by that witch doctor in 'Beetlejuice' and he be screaming at me to "getup, getup getup" with this even tinier little voice, thereby making me laugh and really pissin' him off. Then, he'd call all his little purring kitten ridin' buddies and they'd all show up on different cats of mine and I'd end up like Gulliver or something.

Maybe I should lay off the acid before I go to sleep. Or, maybe, I should get some. Dunno.

Whatchoo think?

(Besides that. Everybody thinks I'm fucked up. Be original, fer Pete's sake.)

Oh well. I'm gonna go clean something.

I shall return.
Peace
(*muttering* 'now, where did I leave that weed?....')

Posted by: Stevie at 01:27 PM

Comments

Posted by: Ted at October 10, 2003 07:23 PM (2sKfR)

Posted by: Stevie at October 10, 2003 08:00 PM (AJ0RC)

Processing 0.0, elapsed 0.006 seconds.
18 queries taking 0.0047 seconds, 10 records returned.
Page size 4 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.