I'm tying to type with two kittens sitting in my arms in front of the keyboard. Reaching around them isn't so bad, but Spider was just gettin' a bath and blocking my view.
There. He finally laid down.
He'd better not get too comfortable, tho. I've got to clean this house. Daisy's old Mom is stopping by, with the daughter who had her first, to see her. It needs it anyway. But, between poisoning myself with flea collar dust and flashing Billy, who's had time to clean? I mean, honestly.
Then, tomorrow night, I'm parking cars again for a while, with the almost certainty of driving a hay ride, too. From around 5/5:30pm til around 9. So, I need to get this house done.
There's laundry, dishes, shredded shit from Daisy like paper and foam toy balls, the cat boxes and vacuuming and other assorted fun things.
I've taken my ephedra.
So, I'll be cleaning for quite some time, with intermittant breaks to say 'Hi' or pass on more Helpful Hints from Hell-on-Wheels such as: If you have long hair, it's best not to bend over, pick something up off the floor and stand back up quickly throwing your hair back as you go when you're standing directly under a ceiling fan that IS on. I just realized that a little bit ago when my hair made both pull cords swing. Sometimes, I am such a retard...
Anyhoo (Rod!)-I guess I should start. Easier to get finished that way. This should only take several hours.....
And awaaa-aay I go......
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That's what cats are for-limiting access to keyboards. Stepping on the mouse. Sitting on your lap the exact moment you were planning to get up and go to the bathroom, thus obligating you to stay.
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Our young dog likes to jump up in my lap and then sit down with his front paws on the desk while I type. Unless I have a cup or glass, then he casually climbs up and walks over to see if it might be something he'd like to sneak a drink of, like milk or OJ. A simple 'excuse me' gets him back off the desk. Uppity critter.
Posted by: Ted at October 10, 2003 08:09 AM (bov8n)
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Well, I've been cleaning and sleeping til just a while ago and as I sit here to start typing, the other two kittens are there now. They think nothing of stepping on the keyboard, lying on keys and making shit scroll 400 mph and making the 'puter do all kindsa other weird shit.
And, boy, do 'I gotcha' on that lay down on ya right when ya have to get up thing. I do stay, too. Lil shits...
Posted by: Stevie at October 10, 2003 12:51 PM (i3ihE)
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