Take a wild frickin' guess at what's happening at my house (again)...

It started around 11pm last evening, less than four hours after George and all the kids left.... It's like she waited, almost, for it to calm down around here...

It has to do with a cat and math. Addition, specifically.

Yeah, Lamar is adding more cats to my house as I type.

She's only had one so far, but it's patently obvious there's one more, if not two, still cookin', or something, in there.

So, for edification purposes, let's just list the animals we have now, 'kay? (Last word more squeaked than spoken...)

We have the following:
Two bovines, I think. I know we have a baby bull, and I think we have a heifer, too, I'm not sure.
Two horses, altho we're also taking care of a third, til he (allegedly) gets sold, but, I have this feeling he's not gonna get sold, his (dopey) owner is gonna just leave him here and we are gonna wind up "having" three horses. Whatever...
Four dogs.
Two rabbits.
Two roosters.
A parakeet.
A rat.
And, the following cats...
Lamar
Olsen
Erica
Chyna
Tony
Santana
Norman
Leo
Ozzy
Spider
Bret
Tom
Stubby
Lovey
Baby
Cowcat
Snort the second
Then, there are the five kittens I have yet to name and the one, so far, Lamar has given me this time.
So, how many is that? (Counting...)

23? And, I have a nagging feeling I'm forgetting somebody, too... *sob*

Wow, man.
Good thing I live on a farm and not in an apartment, ain't it?
*knocks wood*

Well, I guess I oughta go clean the house.
Or invent some kinda cat rubbers, maybe.

Peace... but NOT OF ASS, YOU DANGED CATS!!!!!

Posted by: Stevie at 02:34 AM

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Posted by: Mad Mikey at September 03, 2004 06:55 PM (RE94j)

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