NEXT TOPIC!!!!

Well, that was fun.

One thing I have learned is that when you state a case and the only response you get is the bird flipped at ya or utter silence, it means you are correct and there's just nothing that can be said intelligently.

Like my insane (but thanks for all the practice, MOM!!!) mother usedta say, "Silence speaks loudly." She also said that "whiskey speaks a sober mind", but the woman was fuckin' fried, okay? Whiskey may "drunkenese" a mind of some kind, but, does "sober" or "speaking" even enter into it?

Geez.

Anyhoooo... I can get flipped off and "silence"-d at around here enough by the guys in my house, who also NEVER FREAKIN' LISTEN, so on to a new subject, one that has had me wondering for a coupla days...

I use the free version of Site Meter, right? (Right.) Well, unless you pay for the service, you're not supposed to get the "search words" referrals, but I am, lately. Lots and lots of them. Which led me to further investigate my other counter (what is that one, One Stat, or Stat One or some damned thing...) Anyway, they give you, for free, your search word referrals and since I now have the list, let's just see what brings people here, okay?

(Some of these, I understand... others? Whoo-ee, Jethro. Ya know?)

caughtinthexfire- Well, duh.

ctrlpan.dll- Still? Wow. That happened AGES ago.

mookie's last christmas- Been seeing this one forever and still have no idea what it is. I know Mookie, Ted's Mookie, but somehow, I think this is about something else...

ctrlpan.dll- Again, STILL?

girls who like to show their naked body's on the internet- Yo, butthole. Wrong chick, here, okay? I could, however, POINT you to wimmen who're very much like that, if ya want.

reading hustler- Yes, yes I do read Hustler when I can. I love the humor.

hsn bloopers- MELLY!! I linked the hsn bloopers through Melly.

crickets eat- siiigh. Jesus. ONE TIME, a YEAR AGO, I asked, sarcastically, what crickets eat, so I could feed the ones who seemed to be living in my comments at the time. Now, I'm a fuckin' expert on cricket dietary needs, apparently.

caught- Whom and doing what?

vafanapoli- Joey Tribiani owns this one. I used his word and bada bing, I'm now associated with the Italian version of "Fuck off". I like that... *grin*

what do crickets eat- SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. WIDDIS. SHIT.

paspi.dll- Paul, did I have a problem with this, too? I remember the control panel shit, but this too? I can't remember...

crickets eat spiders- Well, THANK YOU. Now, will you people QUIT ASKING ME THAT, PLEASE?!?

jeans with bulge in front- Ooookay. Now, technically, what I said was "jeans WITHOUT a bulge" referring to Mr. Dwight Yoakam, as in where IS his bulge? He oughta have one, tight as his jeans are, but, nooooo. Not even a little one. Poor kid.

what crickets eat- I will kill you, ya know....

torpedo tits- Yep. This'd be the old lady in the Playboy (I think) comics. Either Playboy or Hustler, but I think it's Playboy. Dad, do you remember which it is?

crickets eat- Shit. Crickets EAT SHIT!!! Now, leave me BE about this, willya's?

buck thurman- Speaking of eating shit, then dying... this guy needs to. After what he did to Tracey, he shoulda been put to death. Seriously.

eileen wornos- Or, they could put him in a cell with this wingnut bitch.

ctrlpan.dll- Is every single person who has this problem gonna come by here, or something? I'd think by now, it'd be common knowledge how to fix this shit, especially if I know how to do it, but... any time, you poor, trojan-ed souls, any time.

dixie test- This one took me a minute, but it was that "How Southern are Y'all?" test, on which I got like, 65%... YAY!!!

gia carangi arm tracks- Okay, this one kind of pisses me off. First of all, in all the times I've mentioned Gia, I've NEVER gone on about THAT. Yes, she had them, yes, it's from what you think it's from and yes, she was photographed modelling with tracks very visible. The marks were airbrushed out. So? What's yer point? What is it ya wanna know about Gia? Seems to me, you're not one of the people who want to know about her because you care, not looking for her THAT way. Don't fuck with Gia, not around me, anyway. If that's all yer about, go hang out on Janice (the Hag) Dickenson's page or some shit, okay? Leave Gia alone. She was hurt enough when she was alive. The LEAST you can do is let her rest in love and peace.

barcuuming- Now, this one is straight outta the "Sniglets" book I have that I posted a few entries from, again... MONTHS ago. This one is the word for using a dog to vacuum up crumbs under the table.

home shopping network bloopers- Melly's post again. I linked her, so don't forget to go give her the traffic for this one, okay?

Posted by: Stevie at 03:04 AM

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