Okay, now... what do I call this one? Hmmm...

"A Rebuttal", perhaps? Nah. It's kind of a debate, but not really....
How about, "But Anton, Honey..."? That could work....
Hmmm...

Aw, screw the title. The most important part of this is THIS part, anyway. It's even more important than what's in the extended entry and THAT, I worked on, lem'me tell ya. Blockquotes and all... lol.

What it is in there is an answer to the last comment in the "HA! I found Anton" post. Well, it's an answer to Anton's last comment, anyway. (Just in case anyone else slips in there...)

Before y'all go read it, I want to be PERFECTLY CLEAR that this is NOT intended as a "fisking" or any kind of, even, yelling, at you, Anton. I do use the f-bomb a few times, but, hell, it's such a part of my vocabulary (unfortunately) anyway, that it's hard not to (especially about THIS subject) and I want to stress that the reason I'm as... concise... firm... even vitriolic in "speaking" to you as I am in there is because I'm that comfortable with you that I feel I can just be the me I always am, that I don't have to worry about not cussing, or whatever. But, since it's been a while since we've "hung out", as it were, I just wanted to make the extra effort to make sure you understand this, first, okay?

Really, I want everybody to understand that. Anton is a good man and so far, the only mistake I've ever made with him, and it WAS a mistake, was to allow this bullshit to go on for so long and to such an extent as to take him off of my blogroll just because of a stupid asshole female.

That's why I'm ending it.

Oh, and for the record, my "PTSD" post is NOT about the same bitch. It's about a different bitch, okay? Ain't no way in HELL ITSELF that THIS one could have THAT effect on me, ever. (Well, okay, this one does nauseate me as much, but that's it... Really, both of them are laughable, now that I've thought about it.)

Now, on to the reply with ya's...

(Anton, of course, is inside the blockquotes.)

I think Acidman would agree that the experience was quite pleasurable. Their relationship went down the tubes when Rob went a little overboard awhile back and Joanie took him to the carpet on it. Why? Because she really does (or did) care about the guy and real friends aren't afraid to tell you off when you have it coming. And the other blogger? His loss. Joanie supported the guy when he was out of a job and flat broke. If you ask me, he used her big time and she and her son deserved alot better than they got.

Okay, first of all, I find it "interesting" that both of those "relationships" ended badly and it was the guy's fault both times. *raised eyebrow* That oughta tell ya several somethings in and of itself. BUT... fuck that. Put it aside. Let's just concentrate on one little detail. You said she deserved better than what she got. Guess what? So did I from her, so maybe what she "got" was karma.

Joanie is a giver and behind those mountainous jugs of hers...an even bigger heart beats. Yeah, she isn't a size nine or some kind of beauty queen by popular standards. Personally, I think she's one of the sexiest women I've ever known and has been a true friend to me since the day I trolled her blog.

"Been a true friend to me since the day I trolled her blog..." Give it time. Hell, just keep being nice to me. She'll freak on ya and you'll wind up understanding both of those other bloggers much, much better. Also, her tits are just NOT that magnificent and as far the size of her heart, well... I'll hafta take yer word for that. I've not seen it, myself.

She's also got eyes that turn bright green when it comes to me. She used to have the same reaction when women such as yourself tried to cuddle up to Rob.

(Which should scare the SHIT outta you...)

Okay, first question... what, exactly, is a "woman such as myself"? This I reeeeally wanna hear/see/read- whatever- the answer to. Second, as for "cuddling up with Rob"... she's fuckin' delusional, okay? (literally laughing out loud, here, at this shit...)
I love Rob Smith with a fierceness that is unrivalled except by the love I have for Eric and my real Dad. I call Rob my Pappy, he calls me his blog-daughter, and I'd do anything for him anytime he needed me to. That man showed me how to save my own life and my own mind. He has a strength that is incredible and there's ever so much more to him than just a goddamned bionic dick. In fact, there has only been ONE TIME anything like that was even alluded to and that was by Rob, not me. And, as for her green, myopic eyes, is this a hint that I should expect to eat shit if I do comment at LMD? If she's such a lovely, great friend to you, she wouldn't put you through this shit, now would she?
This is fuckin' juvenile.
High school.
Stu-PID and it's all her doing. My hand to God, I did NOTHING to her, ever, until yesterday and what I did yesterday is all here. Not spread throughout 72 other blogs. (Hyperbole to emphasize point only...)
One more little detail I'm sure she doesn't bother with about Rob and her and me... Before I ever emailed him, I wrote HER first. Again, I knew that she had flown across the country for what amounted to a booty call, but I still had enough respect for her THEN that I wrote to her first to ask her help in approaching Rob. I either just wanted to tell him thank you for the first time or ask him something, I forget which now. She wrote back and LIED about him and said all he'd do is be a dick and either delete or fisk it if I did write to him, then she got pissed off and snotty when I wrote her again. Gave me some load of shit about if I was gonna kiss Rob's ass (whom I still had yet to EVER EMAIL), that she couldn't help me. Yeah, she really knows how to help out a new blogger, alright. Whatta bitch she is.
And, Rob has never ONCE been anything but sweet to me. And, that's more than she can say. Of course, I've never given him reason to be, either, again... unlike her.

Don't take it personally. She's just reacting like any other red blooded woman would react.

"Don't take it personally..." 'Scuse me? How the hell do I do that when it's me, PERSONALLY, that she's called a troll and been ignorant to and lied to about Rob? She MEANS it personally, don't let her "kid" you into thinking otherwise, please.
And, no she is NOT reacting "like any other red-blooded woman would react..." She's reacting like a psychotic child. Unless she was your WIFE she has no business minding who you talk to, blogroll, are friends with or even FUCK. Don't you know that, Hon? Jesus FUCK.
Besides, the last time I bled, it was red and I do NOT act like this about any other man on Earth but Eric. WHOM, by the way, I've been with since before I started blogging and I'm actually getting pretty got-damned tired of stupid motherfuckin' WOMEN discounting him so completely when they fuckin' well KNOW he's in my life, yet they INSIST on perpetuating their own fucked up fantasies about me wanting whoever it is they happen to be fucking or wishing they COULD, in fact, fuck.
Or, is that yet another little (obvious as HELL) hint into the kind of person THEY really are that they'd so easily think that way? "Oh, pfft to Eric. Wouldn't stop ME from fucking so-and-so..." Real nice, no? Well, that ain't me. It's nearly every other woman on the entire goddamned planet and especially this one (her), but I ain't like that. My MOM was like that. You can bet every cent you have that I STRIVE to not be like that. It's called being a whore. See? I remember that from high school...

As far as her wanting to bang me...can you blame her? It's all about the blog, babe.

Nope, can't blame her a bit. And, you only WISH it was "all about the blog". It's not. I can guarantee ya that.

Thanks for putting me back on the blogroll...the ole' ego is definitely throbbing.

Not a problem... unlike you rolling me, huh? Shame, isn't it? This is, once again, EXACTLY what I knew would happen. Did I not say so? See, Love... THIS BULLSHIT is what I was trying to protect you from by keeping you in my favorites, insteada on the roll. I will NOT be removing you again to appease her or any other psychotic bitches. That goes, also, for every other man on my blogroll, too. Don't like it, woman? Fine, then fuck off.
I'd NEVER be so presumptuous as to give anybody any kind of hell for who they have blogrolled, therefore I will not TAKE any kinda hell for it, either. If there was just some way I could also keep YOU from having to get hell for it, I would. But, that's up to you, how much shit you wanna eat and her as to how much she wants to give you. (My guess is "endless amounts", by the way...)
Hell, the more jealous and stupid she acts, the better I'm feeling about myself. Damn, man, I must be one hot lil number, huh? She is so far over the edge about me, it's becoming flattering, in a twisted kinda way.
Dumb bitch... *snort*

Tell you another thing. I've eaten so much of her shit already that I'm due a bit of justice. Since I have to put up with her brand of bullshit ANY-fuckin'-WAY, why don't I ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING to warrant it?

You live in Jersey, I'm in Bucks County. You name the time and place and I WILL meet you there.
I'll bring Eric.
We'll have lunch.

She, hopefully, will spontaneously combust.

Whadda ya say?

Posted by: Stevie at 02:06 PM

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