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My Dream Man
by: That Gotti Travesty

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very waterproof and bad to the bone. He should have a physique like Mr. Whipple, a profile like Richard Nixon, and the intelligence of a woodpecker. He must be polite and always remember to light my shoe-bomb, to tip his ice cube tray, and to take my bear skin rug when crossing the street.
He should move shruggingly, should have a sparkling voice, and should always dress overheatedly. I would also like him to be a garden-salad dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper uncalled for-nothings in my headache and hold my quotable CD.
I know an erect man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Emporer Darth Misha.

One of these days, one of these things is gonna get one of our asses kicked, ya do know that, don'tcha, Spork, Darlin'?
*lmao*

New list in the EP....

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Posted by: Stevie at 02:16 AM

Comments

1 That's a scream!

"An erect man is hard to find" - then you bin hangin' out in the wrong places!.

...a physique like Mr. Whipple, a profile like Richard Nixon, and the intelligence of a woodpecker.

Classic

Posted by: Light & Dark at August 11, 2004 04:10 PM (eT6wp)

2 So, where's da list?
I need the words....
*hugs*

Posted by: Stevie at August 11, 2004 07:39 PM (7mvFR)

3 Sorry, haven't been surfing the 'sphere the past few days! Let's see...

cotton-mouthed
squeaky
holey socks
chicken lips
axle grease
pineapple
joylessly
mealy-mouthed
wage garnishments
refridgerator magnet
walky talkies
cloud-shaped
Beh heh hee HAW haw!!!
funeral
cucumber
clammy
Clue Bat

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 15, 2004 10:58 PM (Rwvgy)

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