Jeezus, NYC people are fuckin' weird...

First, go read this real quick. The basic premise, I suppose, is fine. Hell, the Amish have been doing a version of that forever, but... NATURALLY, NYC just haaaaas to put a spin on it that sends it into "Insanityville", these fuckin' NUTS.

And, I quote...

An introduction to cuddling ensues, first by hugging three people. People then get in a circle on their hands and knees, rub shoulders and moo like cows. After a bit of swaying, everyone falls to their side, which puts them into an easy cuddling position.


Do I even hafta point it out, the utter (uTTer, not uDDer) insanity of this shit?

Okay... here... this line:

...get in a circle on their hands and knees, rub shoulders and moo like cows. After a bit of swaying, everyone falls to their side...
.

Siiiigh.

Shit, man... that sounds more like cow-tipping than friggin' THERAPY.

Dude.
Not even a DAIRY FARMER would do that shit. How much ya wanna bet there's a few o'them cityfolk up there not even knowing what the hell a cow sounds like? That'd be funny. Be outside the door to this shit and hear neighing, barking, clucking, the rattling of the keys on the guy-in-white's hip as he juggles the straight-jacket.

City people are fuckin' GONE, man.
Right around the goddamned bend.
Gone, I tell ya.

THIS from a city whose populace majority would cut yer heart out for LOOKING AT THEM WRONG. Yeah... riiiiight.

Moo.
Ya know?

Posted by: Stevie at 05:00 AM

Comments

1 c'mon. Are YOU tellin' me that cow tipping isn't theraputic?

Posted by: Mad William Flint at August 10, 2004 08:08 AM (/j9KS)

2 *snort*
As aggravating as cows can be, cow punching is more theraputic.
But,also, more painful to the ka-nuke-els...
(knuckles?)

Didja get that email?

Posted by: Stevie at August 10, 2004 08:49 AM (rbSnW)

3 I'm sorry but I never felt like hugging a cow. Ever.

Posted by: kenna at August 10, 2004 09:03 AM (h8fVz)

4 Awww, Kenna... if you ever met this one cow we have here, Annabelle, the Pop-Tart eating cow, you'd hug HER. She's too cute to resist.

Posted by: Stevie at August 10, 2004 09:54 AM (rbSnW)

5 Yeah, them city folks is all screwed up.
Us originals, who actually started all this,
did it with chickens! What in hell is it with cows? I'd call it perversion. And, I never saw a cow that was tight as a pretty chicken....

Posted by: haveayen at August 11, 2004 09:01 PM (SB0/u)






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