Now, here's something that not many people besides me and Sharon Osbourne can say...

(Nor, probably, WOULD they, even if they could.)

Ozzy pees in my sink.
Both of them*, in fact. (*Sinks, not Ozzys.)

In my particular case, Ozzy is a cat. Yes, named after the great Ozzman, himself, so, yes I realize I probably brought this on myself, but, still.

The stupid cat pees in the sink.
Consequently, I have the cleanest sinks in alla Bucks County, because they get scoured every time somebody uses one, just about. And, the cool thing, if there is indeed a "cool" thing to be said about a cat peeing in a sink, is that, in the kitchen, he uses the "other" side, not the side I wash dishes in.

Now, if he's smart enough to figure that out, why can't he operate the toilet and be done with it?

Posted by: Stevie at 05:55 PM

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