"Bears"

If you go to some crunchy place like Yellowstone National Toothbrush, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and bunny rats. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the rubber bear and the smarmy bear. Bears spend most of their time exploding or melting. They look very lumpy, but if you make them detachable, they might bite your piggy bank. Bears will come up to your car and beg for Twinkies. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their pickled peppers together and pretend to be flesh-colored. But, do not get out of your pogostick or offer the bears magic mushrooms or Cracker Jacks. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as jellyfish and lemon trees. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation inadvertently and get eaten by a Grandmother.

This one is also crackin' me up, however....

My Dad does MadLibs, too. Only he does them ALONE and WITH NO BOOK. (lmao) To see an example, look in the EP... also new list in there.

I still remember the night the water moccasin ran away (his little legs churning like mad), and how it affected you. I had wanted to buy you an aardvark, but your mother, claiming your aunts would be terrified of the aardvark, insisted upon a water moccasin! When I first saw him, I knew he was a worthless snake in the grass. I saw him offer you the apple that time. I wanted to run out and stop him, but I suddenly saw that I was naked, and had to leave the garden. The whole thing was giving me a headache, but your mother told me Moses had taken the tablets. I ran down the mountain to catch him, but but was overtaken by swarms of locusts, and plagued by voracious frogs. As I was fleeing I saw Mia Farrow. "Please", I cried,"Tell my friends the trouble I'm in!!" That rotten wench replied, "No, I will not let your people know!"

For forty years I wandered the deserts of Alloway, searching for milk and honey to give you so you would forget the lost snake, (which had originally slithered out from under a hot-rod that belonged to my brother, Aaron.) I was starving most of the time, and prayed for food. One day, I saw something strange falling from the heavens...It was an Amana!! There was enough food in that freezer to sustain me for weeks. I know all this sounds strange to you, but I think I might write a book about it someday. I wish I'd bought the aardvark, Love. Have a nice day.

Your (somewhat) Heavily Father...

See? He was at work when he did this one and KNOW he ain't got no MadLib books there... *giggling*

Aaaanyhoo... here's the new list.

(By the way, we've moved into the huge books of Libs my brother got me for Christmas, with this one. When I opened it to find one, the sheets of paper with our answers on 'em from the last time me, Dad and Norman did them were in there.... we are ALL bentheaded.)

Adjective
Adjective
Name of Personality
Name of Personality
Animal
Noun
Noun
Noun
Adverb
Adjective
Adverb
Adjective
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Name of Person in Room

There ya are.

Posted by: Stevie at 05:24 AM

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