"Police Call..."
Calling all cars... Calling all cars!
Be on the lookout for RP. He is wearing a fucked up suit, a gray strap-on, and is carrying an old brown box of CHEEZ-ITS. He was last seen in the vicinity of the outhouse, waving a loaded frickin' moron. (Ed. note... Ted Kennedy?) He is charged with holding up a candy store and running off with the owners barking moonbat. He is also accused of stealing a 1955 chainsaw and a pus-oozing Easy Bake Oven. It is advisable to approach this person with bitchin' caution, as he is known to carry a loaded slingshot. He uses the alias "Billy the Pear-shaped Globe" and has been known to disguise himself as an urge to kill. Watch out for this surprisingly uplifting criminal.That is all...
Except for the new list in the EP....
(Spork, Honey... you is bentheaded. Damned near as bad as me... lmao)
Person in Room
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Plural noun
Adjective
Adjective
Verb
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Animal
Verb (past tense)
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Animal
Same person in room
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Comments
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Stevie
grapefruit
tyrants
screaming
clueless
bitch-slap
clueless parents
useless bauble
12
water moccasin
screamed
blasting cap
ballroom dancing
crying hyaena
water moccasin
pack o' Wacky Packs
accidents
stuff
reason
grapefruit
tyrants
screaming
clueless
bitch-slap
clueless parents
useless bauble
12
water moccasin
screamed
blasting cap
ballroom dancing
crying hyaena
water moccasin
pack o' Wacky Packs
accidents
stuff
reason
Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 07, 2004 01:20 AM (VeBXP)
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While I am certainly aware of the old saying that there is no such thing as bad publicity, and thus I appreciate the recognition, I'm not really sure I understand it. So, I guess I'm sitting over here this morning grateful but mostly confused.
Posted by: RP at August 07, 2004 06:22 AM (X3Lfs)
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I can understand that... the confusion... lol.
Ya got "kidnapped" into a MadLib is all. Spork did it, I just typed it.
Fear not, he put ME in the one I'm about to do... *gulp* How the hell he knew to put me in this one is beyond me because I don't give out the subject of the story first, but this one is "A Page From an Analyst's Notebook"... *rolling eyes and giggling*
Ya got "kidnapped" into a MadLib is all. Spork did it, I just typed it.
Fear not, he put ME in the one I'm about to do... *gulp* How the hell he knew to put me in this one is beyond me because I don't give out the subject of the story first, but this one is "A Page From an Analyst's Notebook"... *rolling eyes and giggling*
Posted by: Stevie at August 07, 2004 07:19 AM (8bcFt)
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Well, that's kind of cool. I'm not sure how you happened to choose me, but I think it's cool and I'm kind of flattered! The analyst page is funny, too.
I think I'm gonna include this on my "praise" page, if it's ok with you.
I think I'm gonna include this on my "praise" page, if it's ok with you.
Posted by: RP at August 08, 2004 07:35 PM (X3Lfs)
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