Da MadLib....

First of all, if I don't get to stop hiccuping NOW, I'mina kick my diaphrams ASS. Shit HURTS when ya hiccup cigarette smoke.... jeez. Makes handling/drinking liquids quite a different experience, too. This numb shit....

Anyhoo...

Here tis...

An Adult Western

(Note: The first word was s'posed to be a LAST name, but, I got "Ted". Soooo... I'mina go wit' "Blather", 'kay?)

Tex Blather, the marshall of Dodge City, rode into twon. He sat reluctantly in the saddle, ready for trouble. He knew that his dumber-than-dust enemy, Garth the Kid was in town. The Kid was in love with Tex's horse, Hillary. Suddenly, the Kid came out of the Utterly Clueless Nugget Saloon.
"Draw, Tex!!", he yelled world-view-shatteringly.
Tex reached for his miter box, but before he could get it out of his garden gnome, the Kid fired twice, hitting Tex in the breath and the onion. As Tex fell, he pulled his own 2-way wrist communicator thingy (like Dick Tracy had) and shot the Kid twelve-an'-a-half times in the Magic 8 Ball. The Kid dropped in a pool of lemon juice.
"Jimminy-Franken-Christ!", Tex said. "I hated to do it, but he was on the wrong side of the flat tire."

Yeah, okay... so now I sound like a total skeezoid, sittin' here giggling like a loon ALONE, with the occasional seal bark of a hiccup happenin'. Gawd...

New list in the EE...EP, whatEVER.

Dis tahme we needs da followin'...

Person in room
Adjective
Noun
Noun
Place
Noun
Noun
Noun
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Type of Weapon
Noun
Noun
Adjective

I be waitin'....
And still hiccupin'.
Damn it.

Posted by: Stevie at 11:31 PM

Comments

1 Welp, I waited for smeone else to chime in, but it looks like this is our row to hoe.
I went a little "loose" on this one...

RP
fucked-up
strap-on
box of CHEEZ-ITS
outhouse
frickin' moron
barking moonbat
chainsaw
puss oozin'
Easy-Back Oven
bitchin'
slingshot
pear-shaped globe
urge to kill
surprisingly uplifting

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 05, 2004 09:56 PM (fB4nj)

2 Oopsie. Not sure how the extended linkage happened (as I can't access the originsl Comment anymore)...

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 05, 2004 10:00 PM (fB4nj)

3 originsl = original, btw!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 05, 2004 11:53 PM (fB4nj)

4 ...and "Easy-Back Oven" should, obviously, read "Easy-Bake Oven"...

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 05, 2004 11:55 PM (fB4nj)

5 Visit: self pleasure We have the best offer on the net.

Posted by: self pleasure at August 02, 2005 02:30 AM (7CBFQ)

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