Coupla things...

*I knew it*

First of all, I KNEW that asshole killed her. I knew it over a week ago, check the archives. "Disappeared while jogging"... MY ASS! Yeah, she was jogging, alright... Jogging away from HIM and his weapon. He killed her, so can we just kill him and be done with it, now, just this once, pleeeease?

Especially if this chick was pregnant, because, then, he not only killed her, he also killed a part of himself, so why don't we just do him and the rest of society a HUGE favor and kill the rest of that waste of skin, air and sperm? That loser.

Next thing...

*Celebrity opinons* (Especially those of a political nature)

What is it about political opinions from stupid fuckin' celebrities that makes otherwise intelligent people get so... nuts? (Not the first word I thought of to describe this phenomenon, but the most p.c....)

It never ceases to amaze me that people even LISTEN to a celebrity, let alone act like everything they say comes out colored red, like Jesus' words in some Bibles.

My friggin' GOD, people, get a grip, huh?

They're fuckin' CELEBRITIES, not political analyists, or king-makers, or even anyone particularly important.

See, what celebrities are celebrities FOR is pretending. They get paid (entirely too fuckin' much) to PRETEND to be other people and I highly suspect that's because they have no lives, personalities or thoughts of their own. They must be so completely vapid, inert and berift of reality that they can do nothing with their lives except play at being someone else. They can't even speak intelligently without a writer and a script and, sometimes, even that's iffy.

So, why is that when their entire existence is based on 'un-reality', some people just have to give their words, their opinions, so much weight? Opinions are like assholes, are they not? Well, it's twice as bad when the opiner is a celebrity, because a large percentage of them are assholes from the git-go. (And, if ya don't believe that, just check out a few "back-stage contract clauses" or take a good look at how they DEMAND to be treated, deserving or not.)

It's still pissin' me off that Dax is gonna deny himself, for the rest of forever, the beauty and artistry and magnificence that is Lonesome Dove, just because Robert Duvall says stupid shit in public. It just makes me wanna whomp Mr. Duvall across the back of the head and hiss "Shut the FUCK up" at him. (It also makes me wanna shake Dax til he sees sense, but, he's bigger than me and I don't really enjoy being folded, stapled, spindled or mutilated, so I'll let that whim pass on by... *snort*)

I could go on for nearly forever about how sad it is to deny yourself things like movies, music and such just because the person who wrought it is an asshole. Hell, I've been doing that for years and not with celebrities. I see an asshole, I avoid them.
Consequently, it takes a fuckin' CROWBAR to get me outta the house most days these days and if it weren't for Paul, I may have lost it completely to depression this past winter because of that dumb shit I was doing. I've been told more times than I can remember that I really need to learn how to be around assholes, but not be affected (so much) by them.

Don't ya think that'd also work for the movies and music and such of FAMOUS assholes? Jesus. At least the famous ones I can see a halfway good reason to "adapt" to... Regular ones, not so much. But, if I need to learn to be around Jon the Liar Guy and Bill and George and Jason and most of the rest of the population on the entire goddamned planet, then how come people I think are smarter than me from day one do such dopey things as throw away Lonesome Dove over Robert Duvall's lack of sense?

Ed Asner as "Lou Grant" has had more impact on my life than he has as 'Ed Asner- the retard who thinks that cop killer is special' ever has or ever will. Just because he's being a jerkoff about that Mumia cop killin' dickhead , is that supposed to mean if I still watch the "Mary Tyler Moore" show on Nick at Night that I agree with Asner?

'Cause if it does, if anyone thinks that... kiss my ass, ya know?

I cannot STAND Susan Sarandon because she's an ugly hag, let alone there's probably a bounty on her head (or would be if she didn't have a pussy) because of the shit she's said. Didn't stop me from enjoying the ever-lovin' HELL outta "Dead Man Walking" the other night. Never will, either. (One thing that does do that for me though, is that whiney, nasty fuckin', God-forsaken WHINING along with the music that person, whom if I ever find out who they are I'mina KICK 'EM for doing that, did throughout the entire friggin' movie. Fuck I hate that shit worse than rap, and I reeeeally HATE RAP, lem'me tell ya...)

WHY? I wanna know WHY people do this over meaningless drivel spouted by people who can't leave the house without a team of 'beauty experts' to fix 'em up so they don't scare people and who cannot have an intelligent conversation without a room fulla writers.

Explain this to me, please.

Next up is:
*This'd work better if*

MadLibs are fun. MadLibs are fun when there is MORE THAN ONE PERSON PARTICIPATING, that is. I mean, suuure, I can sit here and fill these things in, and yes, they'll be funny as hell, but they won't be near as much fun, because I'd be doing them alone, or making Eric do 'em with me and boy, y'all oughta see the look he's giving the pooter right now... know what I mean, Verns?
I need words. Okay?

Gotsta go make gaspetti for dinner.

I shall return.
Peace.

Updated @ 7:40pm
Forgot one lil thang, to be filed under "TMI"...
IT has arrived. IT being the Intermittent Terrorist. You know... my little "buddy". Yeah, finally and for real. I still don't know what the hell that last "appearance" was about. (Sorry, but this is about the only way I have to keep track of this crap. I REFUSE to waste space in my brain remembering it... eech. Also... got a new list o'words from Spork, so there'll be a new MadLib later... Yay Spork!!)

Posted by: Stevie at 07:03 PM

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