Sometimes, I scare me...

I just found this list and my first thought was, "Grocery list? What the hell kinda grocery list is this..."

hamburger buns- Okay...
cucumber- For what?
Aqua- Net? What? I don't use that shit...
Ink- Howsabout a pen?
Hatchback- Do what?
spat- What da hell does this mean?
cat collar- flea collar, maybe
tractor seat- TRACTOR SEAT?!?
pumpkin- Why would I buy one of those? We have them here, already.
elbow- macaroni?
silly-Very.
onion- Okay, makin' sense again.
eggs- Every time.
mop- When did I buy a mop?
pissing- What da hell IS this...?

*thinks*

MAD LIBS!!!! A Mad Libs list... Oh, thank God.

Hey, I have bought more than one tractor seat (cover) in my life, ya know...
(But, I gotta tell ya, 'cucumber' was freakin' me out. I just watched "Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" the other day and so, just heard Rose's advice to Sue-el about them... scary.)

Posted by: Stevie at 01:09 AM

Comments

1 Yes, I'm alive, and I'm gettin' my blog-groove back on. Booyah! And I started rereading my (pitifully few) entries and comments, and thought I'd come visit.

One question - What the heck is a "Mad Lib"??

Just call me dense...

Posted by: Min at July 31, 2004 02:09 PM (QINQw)

2 'Mad Libs' is a game; it's short for 'mad ad libs'...

The 'story' is missing key words and you're supposed to ask someone else for the words to be filled in, i.e.:

'Give me an adjective'.

'Salty'.

'Give me a noun'.

'Cucumber'.

Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 31, 2004 07:11 PM (Jp5Bf)

3 Wull, don't stop now, Mikey... I'd love to hear that one finished... lol.

Gim'me a minute... I have a brand new two-pack of these things that I just now opened. I'mina go do a post...

Posted by: Stevie at July 31, 2004 09:03 PM (T1K7F)

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