Well, that was fun...

Yeah, the "talkin' to Paul fer two hours on the phone" part was fun. The lightening strike, the three trips into the muddy dog pen to check the phone jack on the backa the house, the crawling under this desk 495 times and the complete re-install of my modem... not so much.

Siiigh.

Here's a little tip for ya... it's twofold. Number 1. If there's a huge assed storm right over top of your house, it's probably best to shut down, disconnect, unplug and possibly even cover your computer with a large box. Number 2. If ya have any AOHell shit installed, get rid of it. (We still aren't sure which it was.)

In the meantime, we got it fixed just in time for me to have time to give Eric new feets. To give a person new feets, it's really very simple. Just get a pack of Dr. Scholl's Double Air-pillow inserts and insert 'em in his boots while he's sleeping.

Try it for yourself, on yourself. Take your favorite boots and stick a set of them in 'em. You'll feel like ya have new feet. But, get the double air pillows. The 'single' ones are too flat to begin with.

Well... guess I'm gonna go do the few dishes and put these thangs in his boots, then I think I'mina go to bed. My head hurts... lol.

Thank you, Paul!!!!! This kinda stuff, Ladies and ~~Germs~~ oops, Gentlemen, is why Paul is my Computer God. My hand to God, if that man can't fix it, it just cannot be fixed. End o'story, ya know?

Paul... are ya any good with can openers?

Peace

Posted by: Stevie at 04:06 AM

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1 hi sweety i just thought you should know that you fix more than my feets. you fix my heart and soul every day. i love you very much.

Posted by: yours foreever at July 29, 2004 01:22 PM (xtrO3)

2 Aw jeez - here I was, expecting some smart-ass comment in here from Paul telling Stevie to stop bashing her can openers around and she wouldn't need 'em fixed, and I find this instead.

Now I'm sitting here all teary and sappy and happy for her and shit.

Thanks a lot.

Posted by: AmyVegas at July 29, 2004 04:41 PM (lBFdX)

3 *hugs Amy, giggling*

Posted by: Stevie at July 29, 2004 06:44 PM (Ck4bf)

4 Wow, two hours on the phone from the Great White North...that must have cost a bundle.

Sorry you had problems.

Posted by: Funkalicious at July 29, 2004 08:49 PM (JjOt1)

5 Stevie, I can't offer any solution whatsoever for the can opener difficulties. Mine has exactly the same problem yours does. And yes, I'm categorically stating it is defective hardware, as the fault couldn't possibly lie with the operator, right?

Right?

Paul

(Way to go Eric!!)

Posted by: Light & Dark at July 30, 2004 01:24 AM (eT6wp)

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