BRA-VOOOO!!!!
*standing ovation, complete with much wild clapping, cheering, whistling and stomping for effect*
submitted by: Lanie J.
Location: Los Angeles
Restaurant: Buca di Beppo, Encino Dear customers at tables 15-16, I'm not sure if you remember me...I was your waitress last Monday night. I just wanted to drop you a quick letter to show my appreciation. I was really thankful, customers at table 15-16, that rather than being the fourteen people for which you had made the reservation, you were in fact four adults and five small children. The way you managed to spread yourselves out to fill a ten top and a four top table rather than freeing up the four top was really quite a testament to the spirit of elbow room. Although you easily could have fit at one table, it was nice that you noticed how I, like so many of my fellow servers, often hate having tables used for things like paying customers when we could have a four top used for holding up slobbery crayons, diaper bags and shredded place mats. Thank you for the workout I got fetching you four solid wood highchairs even though none of your children remained in them. It's really nice to see children so active. I agree that more children could benefit from less TV and more running laps through a crowded restaurant. Way to help hone my reflexes as well; dodging children with a scalding hot plate of ravioli is great practice in case I ever decide to try out for Riverdance. Thank you also for allowing your children to scream their heads off. Many people have never had the chance to experience what a whale call sounds like. But why am I telling you this? I can tell that you already realize the educational value of your offsprings' squealing since you made no attempt to control it. I'm sure we also see eye to eye about the Blue Man Group tribute your two-year-old was performing with six sets of silverware - dinner and a show!! Thank you customers at table 15-16 for changing your infant's dirty diaper at the table. I can't even begin to tell you how tired I get of the smell of fresh garlic and basil. Rotten baby poop is really a nice change of pace during dinner. I'm sure table 13 only asked to be moved to another section because they were feeling overwhelmed by the cuteness of it all. Lastly, I just wanted to let you know that I don't hold the 11% tip against you. I was a little upset at first, but then I thought of all the money I'm saving by not having to get surgery since my tubes tied themselves in a knot. Yours truly,
Lanie J.
Buca di Beppo, Encino, CA Found this bit of artistry at the latest additon to the 'roll. I love this site.
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That's great!!
Posted by: Sam at July 28, 2004 01:54 PM (FPQSp)
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