I am sooo goin' to hell...
But, this is funny as BALLS!!! Odell is PERFECT!!!! There's no way he could have been written better. He is such a natural... rotfl
I laughed my ass off over the first one. The second one is downloading now.Yvonne pointed it out... thanks, Hon!!! Plus, I'm not sure what this may mean, if anything, buuuut... when I was at the grocery store a little while ago I bought a solid rubber ball. It fits nicely into my hand. It's also hot pink with a big ol' smiley face on it. It's sitting right over top of the computer, grinnin' at me. Update about an hour later...
While the second one was finishing loading, I took a peek around where Yvonne found this... It's Melly's place. Wow... she is COOL, too. That figures. I know of her from Yvonne and Jett. I should have gone there LOTS sooner. She writes really well, she's funny, she's pretty, her son is a doll, her Dad is drop-dead GORGEOUS... just WOW. Y'all oughta go check her out...
(her Dad is a few posts down, ladies...) *grin* Oh, and that second video? Ow, man.... poor bass-tid.
Comments
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They were *ok*. Nothing to get excited about.
I think the second guy in the first clip was drunk, though. The first one was just a dumbass.
I think the second guy in the first clip was drunk, though. The first one was just a dumbass.
Posted by: Funkalicious at July 22, 2004 12:55 AM (JjOt1)
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Well, I laughed. And I'm glad that YOU laughed, Stevie. Laughter has saved me from wielding the razor blades many, many times.
*muah*
Love,
Em
*muah*
Love,
Em
Posted by: Emma at July 22, 2004 04:56 AM (NOZuy)
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I thought it would be one of those man-gets-smacked-in-the-balls-with-heavy-object videos like you see on 'America's Funnisest Home Videos' or 'Maximum Exposure'.
BTW, those ARE funny to watch....and painful at the same time.
BTW, those ARE funny to watch....and painful at the same time.
Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 22, 2004 09:44 AM (NmR1a)
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True.
What killed me about the first one (and is STILL making me giggle every once in a while, thus garnering some odd looks from other people) is the "Instant Karma" of it the sword, first.
Whang, whang, whang... *slice*
Jesus.
Then, he won't stop saying "It really got me..." He shoulda just sang it..
"Sword...
Ya really got me bleedin'.
Ya got me so I don't what I'm sayin'..."
Then, God Help Us All, Odell's scintillating "diagnosis" just makes me slither bonelessly outta my chair, laughing my very ass off. (All that's missing is him going "Daaaa, errrrrr" before his first word. Lord.... *wiping eyes*)
The second one was just painful. That poor guy. It's the dipshit broad on the phone, "That's never happened!", that gets me... lol. (Nice save for them, Lady. Now they may even give ya a free one... riiiight.)
I especially love how 911 is not even mentioned in either case...
1. "Fuck the paramedics. Any of youse guys here in the studio got a doctor bag or sewing kit?"
2. "What concussion? Walk it off big guy, walk it off..." as he veers into a wall.
I miss NatLamp magazine.
What killed me about the first one (and is STILL making me giggle every once in a while, thus garnering some odd looks from other people) is the "Instant Karma" of it the sword, first.
Whang, whang, whang... *slice*
Jesus.
Then, he won't stop saying "It really got me..." He shoulda just sang it..
"Sword...
Ya really got me bleedin'.
Ya got me so I don't what I'm sayin'..."
Then, God Help Us All, Odell's scintillating "diagnosis" just makes me slither bonelessly outta my chair, laughing my very ass off. (All that's missing is him going "Daaaa, errrrrr" before his first word. Lord.... *wiping eyes*)
The second one was just painful. That poor guy. It's the dipshit broad on the phone, "That's never happened!", that gets me... lol. (Nice save for them, Lady. Now they may even give ya a free one... riiiight.)
I especially love how 911 is not even mentioned in either case...
1. "Fuck the paramedics. Any of youse guys here in the studio got a doctor bag or sewing kit?"
2. "What concussion? Walk it off big guy, walk it off..." as he veers into a wall.
I miss NatLamp magazine.
Posted by: Stevie at July 22, 2004 11:45 AM (GenvO)
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I'm glad you had a laugh. For some reason, I'm always coming across Home Shopping Network bloopers. Did you see the lizard one? It's by far the funniest. Someone left the link in my comments:
http://www.ameryonline.com/movies/killerlizard.asf
http://www.ameryonline.com/movies/killerlizard.asf
Posted by: melly at July 23, 2004 03:29 PM (Tdu8f)
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