If you appreciate dry British wit...
And, writing that can properly be called "word artistry", then go here.
I hafta warn you though, under NO circumstances should you click that link and begin to read with anything even resembling liquid anywhere near ya. Don't be drinking anything or even thinking about being able to swallow. I've read this whole site before and STILL he made the grape freezie-pop I'm eatin' ooze right outta my forehead, like purple sweat, from laughing so hard. Not even George draggin' my achin' ASS to Delaware with him next Friday for his custody shit is dimming Mil's hilarity in the slightest. This guy is fuckin' FUNNY... Dad, you in particular will love reading him... So would Norman, 10 to 1.
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I read about half of it and had to quit. Way, way tooooooo long.
Posted by: Funkalicious at July 16, 2004 05:52 PM (JjOt1)
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Wouldn't this guy - at some point in updating this list - realize that his girlfriend is Satan? [/smartass]
Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 16, 2004 10:03 PM (4e494)
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Oooooohhhhh - you get to go to Delaware. If you can, at least go to the ocean to say that you went to the beach, huh?
Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 16, 2004 10:05 PM (4e494)
Posted by: Stevie at July 16, 2004 11:06 PM (rJbMj)
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I wonder about people who are married to such quiet, peaceful women. What kind of wife/girlfriend won't even bring up something her great grandfather said to her great grandmother in THEIR first big fight?
Jeez, what an amatuer.
Jeez, what an amatuer.
Posted by: Peter at July 17, 2004 01:18 AM (PcgQk)
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Mil is great. I've been reading him for over 3 years. Even belong to his mailing list. He's stopped puting his writing on the web-for his most recend escapades he emails them.
Posted by: Kenna at July 17, 2004 06:44 AM (h8fVz)
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I saw taht a bit ago, thought it was funny until I realized:
He's at least as much of an asshole as he claims her to be for sticking with her through this. I mean really, how much can you hate yourself? That whole "for the kid" thing is a load of crap too.
He's funny as hell, but seriously needs to grow the fuck up.
He's at least as much of an asshole as he claims her to be for sticking with her through this. I mean really, how much can you hate yourself? That whole "for the kid" thing is a load of crap too.
He's funny as hell, but seriously needs to grow the fuck up.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at July 17, 2004 09:17 AM (jRssG)
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