Oh, real cute...
Is there a spycam somewhere in my house? This weeks Cheddar is... ironic, considering.... (see blogroll to get to CheddarX, til I get this farkin' thing to "find" Xfire again, m'kay?)
Here ya go...1. What is your earliest memory (presumably as a baby but maybe not)? I have two. One is my dad feeding me lima beans one at a time, in the livingroom of the house we first lived in. I was in my high chair and he was in his white vinyl recliner. We moved out of that house before I was a year old. The other one, I know how old I was, because it was JFK's funeral. The FIRST time it ever aired. I remember where I was then, too. In the livingroom of the house portion of my Grandmom's store. The TV was a huge walnut-cabineted thing, with four about 4" legs and a waffle screen thingy over the speaker. It had numerous knobs on the front of it. I was laying on the floor, on a blanket, seeing this "horsey" on TV. It was the black "funeral horse" with the backward boots in the stirrups. The one being led, not ridden. I remember he was kind of excited and not leading well.
2. What scares or scared you most about having kids? HAVING. KIDS. (period) 3. How did your life change or how do you think your life will change when you have children? Judging by what I see around me when it comes to people having kids, getting dumped and having to go thru hell, either trying to collect OR pay child support, not to mention the not being able to go anywhere ever again without it becoming a huge, not-worth-it production, the time, blood, sweat, tears, cash and aggravation, I'd say my life would plummet straight to hell without even benefit of a handbasket if I was some poor bass-tid's mother. And, Christ on a pogo-stick FORBID I ever had a fuckin' girl... *shudder* 4. What is your favorite thing about babies? That not one of the dopey little barf/shit machines has ever lived in my house. 5. Is there anything sweeter than a sleeping baby? Got all fuckin' year? If yer wantin' a "no" outta me, ya shoulda asked "Is there anything that's NOT sweeter than a sleeping barf/shit machine?" Plus, they drool CONSTANTLY.
Ew, ew, ewewew. *grossing out much like a little boy who just got slobbered on by a GIRL! for the first time ever* Need to go shower now.... Thanks to this, there COULD BE baby-cooties on me... Gah.
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