Wanna see my Pusser club?
I'm still listening to the Beatles. 'Bout to switch to Larry Gatlin, then, I swear, I'm takin' the music with me and gettin' on the horse.
In the meantime, here's a picture I found of the exact same Pusser Club I drove from New Jersey to Adamsville Tn, in a Ford Bronco who's tranny was falling out, to obtain. THIS is what I wanna smack some people with. Holding it, is Dwana, Buford's daughter...
Ya know, ya knock about 30-35 pounds offa her and add a foot of length to her hair and she and I could pass for sisters. Oh, and have that club cocked like a baseball bat, over the right shoulder, if ya wanna better idea of me. Put a grin on the kisser, too.
Anyhoo, this is real deal. God forbid I ever wear my leather and have that monster 'stick' in my hands when I get pissed... scares me to think about it.
I have used that thing in defense of Eric, once. A bull went after him at Wellacrest and did my best to break that bastard bulls back with it. Sumbitch forgot allll about Eric. As would anyone when I'm armed that way and in 'defense' mode.
Actually, you'd get farther trying to mess with me than mess with Eric. I'll put up with a certain amount of shit when it's directed at me, but... if it's directed at Eric, while it's being delivered, I'll be doing my best to take yer head off. He is not to be even looked at wrong.
Know what I mean?
Alright, Larry's singin' at me and I'm either gonna start typing lyrics ot singing what I'm writing so I'm gonna go or Tequila-
whichever does it for ya. (P.S... I can't feel my lips no more 'cept with my fingers. I think my teeth are numb, too.)
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Buford Pusser had the right idea!!
Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 03, 2004 02:11 PM (TAP1e)
Posted by: Jett at July 03, 2004 05:02 PM (cvaZT)
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