About that skank...

Didn't even have to look at her. She stayed wherever she was and I actually got shit done outside.
I got rid of the trash...emptied my cans into the dumpster, cleared the 'logs for the fireplace' area, got all the animals in the area taken care of and blabbed at a few people.

I was, however, still primed for assholes. As I was standing with Eric bullshitting as he got the cow feed load made, the Asshole Who Comes Here To Murder Pigeons drove by on his way out. He sees us and waves. Eric waved back. I gave him a nod of the head and said "See ya, Bird-Murderer." Two seconds later the 17 y.o. who is screwing the skank drives past going the other way. Him I waved at while saying "Hey there, Skank-screwer-who-needs-to-keep-that-bitch-away-from-this-guy-right-here."
Neither of them heard me. But, Eric and I were laughing our asses off. Believe me, if they want, I'll let 'em hear me. When the need arises, I'm sure they will. Hear me, that is.
I also found out that Billy's wife doesn't like the skank, either. Good. Another chick with a brain.
I also got the word out about my feelings on the whole subject. I hope she hears of it and wants to ask me about it. I'll explain it to her fully, completely and in a way she'll never forget.

"I am a cranky, old, slightly over-weight bitch. I do not like you. You plop yourself down in the middle of situations around Eric that do not concern you. Not to even mention the fact that the first time I ever saw you, not only were you wearing some kinda 'whore pants', you also made it clear you had been around Eric before. So, I actually despise you. Now, when I am back into my 29's, you can run around here naked for all I care. I'll just be sitting with everybody else laughing at you. But, until such time as I am no longer threatened by you..like, fer instance-I'm in the 29's or you are dead, you just keep your 'wanna-be-Brittany-fugly-assed-Spears-self outta here. 'Kay?"

Couple that with the manical grin I picture on my face and the Pusser club within my easy reach and I think she'll get the message.

Hey. At least I'm honest.

Posted by: Stevie at 07:32 AM

Comments

1 You're kinda frightening, too. I LIKE that quality in a woman.

Posted by: Acidman at October 02, 2003 06:24 AM (CD2v7)

2 Excellent. And, I love a man with the cojones to handle that aspect of my personality. Now...about the rest of it....lol.

Posted by: Stevie at October 02, 2003 02:14 PM (7ybWz)






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