See, Ricky-poo? This is what I spend all night IM-ing about... your butt... (my brain is soooo bent it's almost scary)(and is it any wonder why?)...
srv200163: Can it be? Is you really on?
TBT: YEA... WHY IS THAT SUCH A SURPRISE? TBT: SORRY 'BOUT THE CPAS TBT: shit... key stuck srv200163: Mostly cuz it's me hoping for it and because, usually, when ya are on it says something else, like "away" or "not at my desk" or whatever and this time, it just shows ya as on.... srv200163: The CPA's? What'd they do, add wrong? srv200163: (rotflmao) TBT: fucking accountants srv200163: Yeah man... *dying laughing now* srv200163: Christ, I think I just dislodged my liver.... TBT: ummm.. you shouldn't be laughing with your liver... that might be the problem srv200163: Okay... makes sense. That bacon and those onions all over it could become disengaged and float to my brain or something... medically speaking... right? srv200163: Like a tasty embolism...TBT: wait'll ya get a whiff when that embolism burps though.... whoa! srv200163: Jesus.... lol srv200163: Can't be any worse than Eric. srv200163: That boy farted in MY CHAIR earlier and, my hand to God, I looked out the window cuz I thought it was a HARLEY! srv200163: Then, I noticed he was levitating from it (and giggle-gagging) and KNEW what it was. srv200163: Then, I climbed out said window... TBT: good choice srv200163: Hell... ONLY choice...
TBT: did you climb? or fall? srv200163: Got blown out it is closest to the truth.... jeez... I swear I do NOT understand how such a cute little hiney can make such noxious odors....
TBT: it's called stealth bombing... takes decades of practice TBT: sounds like he's an ace srv200163: Yeah, but ain't they supposed to be silent? srv200163: This one woulda made a Harley sound like a sewing machine... TBT: nawwww... undetectable getting to the target... but once there, the explosion's horrendous. srv200163: Ah yes... the sonic boom. srv200163: Then comes the fallout... birds falling out of the sky feathers smoldering, squirrels falling outta trees berift of any fur, flowers wilting, people choking... got it. srv200163: Sorta like the polar opposite of Agent Orange. TBT: you forgot the peeling wallpaper srv200163: We bottle this shit (no pun intended) and send it to Iraq or wherever, we'd win in no time, but we'd hafta evacuate our own guys, first... *a few minutes later* TBT: have you read any harry potter? srv200163: Noooo... I've always thought they were kid books, more or less... srv200163: Eric loves the movies, tho...
TBT: oh no.... there great.... anyway... Hagrid talks like I spell srv200163: Cool... sometimes I write like Yoda speaks... TBT: (Rowling actually spells his 'teh's') srv200163: She spells 'the', teh? srv200163: Too? srv200163: (Or does she just have a really hard time with 'h-i-s'?) *silence* srv200163: Aw, c'mon!!! This is comedy GOLD, Dude!!!! *silence* srv200163: spit, spit... tap, tap... This thing on? TBT: **scritching head** TBT: ahhhhh.... Ok.... yes.... marvellously funny.... yes .... splendid!... har har & all that. srv200163:*emoticon sticking out it's tongue*
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