Dog.

Shut.
the.
FUCK!
up.

One of my dogs is a little more brain damaged, apparently, than the other three. This would be Daisy (this time). She barks at her own farts to begin with, but you turn on a lawn mower or a weed eater and Heaven help us all.

This is her:

rahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrah
rahrah
RAH!!!
rahrah
rahrahrah
rahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrah
rahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrah

And that's every freakin' time the lawn mower goes by.

Then, we get to do it all over again with the weed eater.

God,
Help me.
Thanks,
the one with the '1000-yard stare'

Peace...
what a concept.

Posted by: Stevie at 12:57 PM

Comments

1 My dog barks at birds.

*tweet* *ruff!*

*tweet tweet* *rurr ruff!

*tweetily tweetily tweetily

HOW-W-W-W-W-W-L!!!*

It's hysterical.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at June 06, 2004 08:40 PM (pKu2s)

2 Hmmm. Not sure what happened to my punctuation there...

Posted by: Tuning Spork at June 06, 2004 08:41 PM (pKu2s)

3 lmao...

Your dog and my parakeet would be a fun combo, then.
Petey (the Parakeet) chirp-answers every bird he even thinks he hears... even the ones on TV.
However, he REALLY goes off scolding when the dogs are nearby and start that "retarded dinosaur noises" playing that they do, oh so endlessly.

That's just too funny, itself. Now, I can just see your dog howling at him while he scolds my dorks who'd probably be barking at, oh.. I don't know... someone's lawn mower in another county, I suppose...

Daisy the Dillhole also finds barking at thunder to be endlessly amusing.
siiiigh

Posted by: Stevie at June 07, 2004 01:24 AM (MxLEu)

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