Oh. My. God.
I just nearly choked to death from laughing at this.
I still can't quit giggling over the spelling of the noise. Then, the dogs reaction...
And, I like the swirley background, too. (He did ask in one post...) Dude... yer fried. (And, I know by what...)
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You'll be happy to know that Patch was successful at chasing off the windy squeaky intruder, and my noggin is healing nicely. 
Posted by: Michael at May 28, 2004 02:11 PM (NF8y6)
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That I am... lol.
Kinda reminds me of "Cedric the Bulldog" from the James Herriott stories. That dog had a major problem with flatulence. He also had no idea the noises were issuing from his own butt and made quite a production out of hunting down the "phantom zephyr", as Herriott refered to it.
He was owned by a high-society lady who almost fainted at the sound, let alone the smell, which was said to be... pungent. James was trying everything to help this situation. Even brought Tristan with him to help. All Tristan did, when the dog first laid one on him, was proclaim loudly, "Speak on sweet lips that never told a lie..." Didn't help.
They never were able to cure this dogs intestinal problems and he wound up going to live with the rich lady's gardener, who had no sense of smell. The rich lady got herself a poodle, or some small breed better suited to her life.
Plus, I grew up reading MAD magazine and their way of spelling noises had no equal... til now. That was great! Makes me chuckle every time I think of it.
Kinda reminds me of "Cedric the Bulldog" from the James Herriott stories. That dog had a major problem with flatulence. He also had no idea the noises were issuing from his own butt and made quite a production out of hunting down the "phantom zephyr", as Herriott refered to it.
He was owned by a high-society lady who almost fainted at the sound, let alone the smell, which was said to be... pungent. James was trying everything to help this situation. Even brought Tristan with him to help. All Tristan did, when the dog first laid one on him, was proclaim loudly, "Speak on sweet lips that never told a lie..." Didn't help.
They never were able to cure this dogs intestinal problems and he wound up going to live with the rich lady's gardener, who had no sense of smell. The rich lady got herself a poodle, or some small breed better suited to her life.
Plus, I grew up reading MAD magazine and their way of spelling noises had no equal... til now. That was great! Makes me chuckle every time I think of it.
Posted by: Stevie at May 28, 2004 05:55 PM (kNf/l)
Posted by: Light & Dark at May 29, 2004 01:55 AM (Hrm9v)
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lmao... Looks like we missed one here, Paulie-Dear...
(We were testing the MT Blacklist. Paul hasn't been beset by an attack to Tourette's or anything...)
(We were testing the MT Blacklist. Paul hasn't been beset by an attack to Tourette's or anything...)
Posted by: Stevie at May 29, 2004 10:29 PM (4K/CI)
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Test...
Posted by: Stevie at June 01, 2004 10:30 PM (53054)
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Test again...
Posted by: Stevie at June 01, 2004 11:00 PM (53054)
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'Nother test...
Posted by: Stevie at June 01, 2004 11:39 PM (53054)
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