Oh for the love of God...
Somebody take his keys.
If that doesn't stop him, try the coil.... distributor cap... whatever it takes.
Anything to keep this dickweed outta the drivers seat.
Comments
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Give Billy a break. He drives better than Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: Acidman at April 27, 2004 09:52 AM (imPqy)
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lmao...True, but barely.
Posted by: Stevie at April 27, 2004 10:40 AM (gT5sB)
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You know Billy isn't so spiffy behind the wheel simply because he has to go through 88 keys to find the right one all the time before he can even start the car!
That would frustrate me too!
Nah... That isn't right, his drivin' S U C K S Oh Oh Oh Oh ay Oh... A billy joel lyric..
And that's only as he drives into something...Car, Tree, HOUSE... It really is a miracle that man isn't toes up and chillin' in a drawer.
Now Ted Kennedy.. His body is made up of 99% Scotch, .5% Water (the ice) and .5% unknown elements. The elements are still unknown because they have been deemed worthless and non tocix (hiccup) by the CDC - Yes the alcohol has effected him.
Simply Truly Me, Yours...
That would frustrate me too!
Nah... That isn't right, his drivin' S U C K S Oh Oh Oh Oh ay Oh... A billy joel lyric..
And that's only as he drives into something...Car, Tree, HOUSE... It really is a miracle that man isn't toes up and chillin' in a drawer.
Now Ted Kennedy.. His body is made up of 99% Scotch, .5% Water (the ice) and .5% unknown elements. The elements are still unknown because they have been deemed worthless and non tocix (hiccup) by the CDC - Yes the alcohol has effected him.
Simply Truly Me, Yours...
Posted by: Rei at April 30, 2004 09:53 PM (UEv1X)
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