Two outta three ain't bad...

This guy gets blogrolled. First of all, his name is Eric. Second, he's friggin' funny and he's got another one of those 'squirrel stories'.
The third thing? He's a cop.
Now...I don't dislike, hate or wish bad things on cops, but...I don't really loooove them anymore either.
I spent over 10 years of my life dispatching them (I used to tell people I got paid to tell cops where to go), BUT...I've spent even more of my life surviving thanks to God's own Valium....you know what I mean. The two don't play well together.
SO.....I stay away from police officers as much as possible and I like it a LOT when they do the same for me.
HOWEVER, when I do have to interact with them, I'm polite, repectful, I do all the things you're supposed to do when ya get stopped (which is when most of any 'interaction' takes place) and I always look 'em in the eye, tell the truth and try to make 'em laugh. I fuckin' HATE it that they've been so abused and targeted that they HAVE to be so serious and cautious when they're just trying to do their job, so I try to let them know right off that I'm not one of 'those' types...

Besides...I've got more cop-types in my family than some Police Departments do.
I could go on nearly forever about cops and all that that implies, but I think I'm getting PMS-y...crying over my Dad's birthday one minute and yelling at commercials the next...my heads still fulla shit and I'm tired.
Lemme put it this way....90% of me really does love cops. They do a hard, dangerous job and a lot of them are just regular, pretty cool guys who happen to wear a badge and gun at work. I have, before, stopped to watch and/or help officers on bad car stops, I've testified in court TWICE on the cops side in assault cases and if I ever was in a position to save one's life, I'd do it in less than a second, but....until this country gets it's head out of it's ass about....'that' (God's own Valium), I, as a matter of survival, need to avoid those guys as much as possible. It's best for me and for them that way. (Altho, I get the STRONG impression that my little 'vice' (and the asinine laws about it) is something they'd just as soon not have to even deal with.)
Still....
Wanna know who I DO despise and wish face cancer on about 'that'?
Persecutors.
Especially one short, fat, ugly, needle-dicked ASSHOLE I know. This guy was a disgrace to his office. He was, and probably still is, a liar (my most hated nemisises...nemisii?....I fuckin' HATE liars, okay?), a manipulator and game player. He was also a fuckin' hypocritical jerkoff and I hope someday somebody blows his ass away. He's the kind of bleeding rectum who gives cops in general their 'stigma'. Lyin' fuckhole.

Aaaanyway...let's see....I just got pissed again, so crying over something retarded must be next, right?

I'm goin' to bed now.
Go read Eric's squirrel story. It doesn't end well for the squirrel, but it's still funny.

Posted by: Stevie at 01:57 AM

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