Man, have I missed Def Leppard...

Today, for the first time since it got really cold a month or so ago, I got to use my headphones and listen to DefLep while I worked.

It was great.
Immeasurably enhanced, no doubt, by the herbal refreshment I had partaken of prior to heading out.

The fact that I wasn't dressed in as many winter clothes as Randy Parker for the first time in weeks was pretty nice, too.

S'posed to be even warmer tomorrow.

I reeeeaaally like that.

Oh... and I've actually solved a huge problem that only a Disney-brained dipshit like me could probably even have.

The goddamned ASPCA commercial with that redheaded Sarah person moaning that song about angels in the background no longer has the power to render me a weeping heap on the floor at the first fucking note of that stupid damned song ABOUT DEATH FROM HEROIN ADDICTION.

How many friggin' animals do YOU know who've been remanded to thr custody of the ASPCA for a fuckin' heroin addiction?

Me... let's see...

NONE.

Sunsabitches... manipulating me for months, making me feel like shit, waking me from a sound sleep more than once with that stupid song... and it ain't got jackshit to do with anything remotely animal related.

So, knowing that gets me OVER IT, thank Christ, then I see the rest of the ad for what it is.
More manipulation, unless you're aware and ready for it.

All of those poor sad mangled, one-eyed, three-legged, shaking, sad eyed critters are FINE.
They're all already healed or operated on or rescued and didja know a dog'll shake sometimes coming out of anesthesia?
Howl like banshees, too, if they're of a mind.
That's always fun.

Anyway, it's blatant bullshit and now that I can get past the "having my heart forcibly ripped outta my chest 26 fuckin' times a goddamned DAY", thank you ASPCA, it's got NUTTIN' on me now.

So, bite me.
And, tell me AGAIN how the FUCK I can be doing MORE for animals than I already do.
Yeah.
Do that again, you bastards.

Fuuuuuuuuuck you.

I singlehandedly do more for more species of animals on a daily basis than sixteen zoo keepers, ya know?

So, quit mind fucking me with this shit.

Or not.

I'll be fine either way, actually.

Oh, and by the way... ASPCA?

What about farm animals or the exotics at zoos or the myraid other, less fuzzy and adorable animals, like shittin' and kickin' cows, or egg farm chickens or horse slaughter?

If ya wanna yank heart/purse strings, well then YANK the fuckin' things.

Or just STFU and stay outta my face, m'kay?

*rolls eyes*

Okay... back to the herbal refreshmemnts and the up-all-night cleaning and shit.

More later... maybe.

pee ess...
I have emailed Pixy again about these comments.
Maybe he'll get to 'em sometime today.
*shrugs*
If not, that's why God invented email, right?

Peace

Posted by: Stevie at 07:47 PM

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